Local fauna memes for green fiends

04/22/2019

f**k you redbubble, i will slap all the pandas

04/11/2019

shoutout to Chicken thoughts
**kmegafauna

04/09/2019

Dont forget🧠 about the little critters🕷🐝🐞 in your landscape!🏞🌳🌳

We yeet😤😤 so hard on flagship species🦁🐼🐨 because they put a lot of emphasis on cute and beautiful "exotic" species🏝🌴🌺, and not on ecological importance ♻️🌱 to an ecosystem 🏞 (especially not common temperate ecosystems😡😡😡🌳🌱)

04/09/2019

koalas are teeming with chlamydia. They are only awake for four hours a day, and somehow make a lot of time for getting it on. But they make no time for protection. In some areas of Australia, chlamydia infection rates are as high as 90 percent — with males, females, and even baby joeys affected after sick molestations and p**p eating. For the marsupials, the disease can lead to conjunctivitis, urinary infections, incontinence, and even blindness. Chlamydia — big deal, we’ve all been there, right? Fine, but did you know that koalas feed their offspring p**p? At roughly 5 months, a joey will begin eating a form of its mother’s excretion called "pap." Pap provides the joey with the microorganisms it needs to eventually digest eucalyptus leaves on its own. But let me be very clear: pap is p**p. Disgusting, runny, mushy p**p — I did a quick google image search recently and it ruined my evening. They are foul.

04/09/2019

We're running low on new memes since we were so wasteful this year and threw away memes after a few days instead of using them responsibly, now the natural meme resources are nearly exhausted we've resorted to meme inbreeding. We're now on a global meme conservation strategy to conserve and reuse existing memes in the hope we can get breeding pairs of wild memes to repopulate back up to a sustainible level in the wild with a diverse gene pool to prevent any futher meme deformity and degeneration. This is a global crisis and we need everyone to do their part to save the meme ecosystem and stop Global Norming.
**kmegafauna

04/08/2019

stoled
**kmegafauna

04/07/2019

oh god oh f**k dogeturtle look out thats a plastic bag not a jellyfish oh god oh f**k he cant hear us im literally shidding and farding rn
**kmegafauna

04/06/2019

Admin pic. Not only am I the creator of this page, I am also the king of Beaver Lake

04/03/2019

04/02/2019

black squirrels yeet on endangered and threatened bird eggs all the damn time. press F for real respect

04/02/2019

F**K YOU KAREN TURN ME BACK INTO DOGE I HATE PANDASSSS!!!!!1!

**kmegafauna

04/02/2019

wait... why am i full of mercury???

**kmegafauna