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Ladies and gentleman aboard flight NE1469. We thank you for flying with us today. We know you have a choice when it co...
03/14/2026

Ladies and gentleman aboard flight NE1469. We thank you for flying with us today. We know you have a choice when it comes to falling , while watching your favorite phone-size movie, after ordering a $10 drink. From the of our hearts, thank you!

Ladies and gentlemen aboard flight NE1469. As we travel through vast expanse called space, we want to remind everyone ...
03/04/2026

Ladies and gentlemen aboard flight NE1469. As we travel through vast expanse called space, we want to remind everyone that with your headphones is now permitted through the safety act of 1903. We hope those vibes are what your heart desires at 36,000ft. Stay safe and stay

Ladies and gentlemen aboard flight NE1469. We would like to remind everyone that wearing your jacket as a floatation d...
03/03/2026

Ladies and gentlemen aboard flight NE1469. We would like to remind everyone that wearing your jacket as a floatation device is not recommended during a water evacuation. Please review the literature in your front seat pocket and don’t forget to ask one of our professionals.

Ladies and gentlemen aboard flight NE1469, we want to send a special shoutout to the women in seat 4D! We departed 1...
03/02/2026

Ladies and gentlemen aboard flight NE1469, we want to send a special shoutout to the women in seat 4D! We departed 10 minutes ago and she’s been unconscious for 9! Now that’s what I call !

Ladies and gentlemen aboard flight NE1469. This is your friendly psa the with is approaching and we at asleeponairp...
02/03/2026

Ladies and gentlemen aboard flight NE1469. This is your friendly psa the with is approaching and we at asleeponairplanes are muy excited . While we all dream of dancing all night to all the Latin vibes, does ask that you do not get up and stand in the aisle when the plane lands. There is plenty of time to dance your way to the tarmac when it’s your time…Wait your turn heathens!

Ladies and gentlemen aboard flight NE1469 as we make our final approach into we want to remind everyone that Austin ...
01/29/2026

Ladies and gentlemen aboard flight NE1469 as we make our final approach into we want to remind everyone that Austin still has a city wide rule where you are not to supposed to be an ! Take care of each other and stay safe out in the world. You are loved, even when you are

Ladies and gentlemen aboard flight NE1469. As we start our descent into #2026, I’d like to remind everyone with you...
01/21/2026

Ladies and gentlemen aboard flight NE1469. As we start our descent into #2026, I’d like to remind everyone with your mouth open is not recommended aboard our flights. Also, 7 out of 6 doctors do not recommend wearing your glasses while you’re sleeping. Stay safe and stay healthy!

Ladies and gentlemen aboard flight . It’s been a pleasure to serve you en route to . We hope everyone enjoys and s...
10/02/2025

Ladies and gentlemen aboard flight . It’s been a pleasure to serve you en route to . We hope everyone enjoys and stays safe this weekend. In our final descent into the Austin and in the spirit of Halloween, we want ask everyone to do their favorite pose for our eye in the sky! Party on, party people!

Ladies and gentleman aboard flight . We hope everyone is having a good day, even the lady sitting in 4D. She had a dr...
09/27/2025

Ladies and gentleman aboard flight . We hope everyone is having a good day, even the lady sitting in 4D. She had a dream she was been cheated on and has decided to not wake up for the entire flight to .

Ladies and gentlemen aboard flight . We would like to remind all our passengers over 35, sleeping without a pillow is...
09/22/2025

Ladies and gentlemen aboard flight . We would like to remind all our passengers over 35, sleeping without a pillow is not good for your neck.

Ladies and gentlemen aboard flight . We have been receiving numerous reports of a on our flight to …We had have spok...
07/22/2025

Ladies and gentlemen aboard flight . We have been receiving numerous reports of a on our flight to …We had have spoken to our possible cyborg passenger and she has informed us at that she was not sent from the future to protect John Conner. She is on her way to a weekend to kill about 100 mimosas and possibly call her ex-bf to tell him how much she misses him. We appreciate everyone’s concern and we hope this alleviates your sky net flying fears!

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