Calamity Cat

01/02/2024

The bowl game didn’t go as we would’ve hoped, but lots of cackles, good eats and unforgettable times with great friends were had. Happy New Years, y’all! 🥂

05/27/2023

Ohmygoodnessgracious. We obsessed, y’all. 😍 Crazy to think I used to change my baby brother’s diapers 🤯😆

05/14/2023

It ain’t a paaaarty until you get on that dance floor and shake it out like nobody is watching and even if if they were you just don’t care! And, nobody loves to get diggity down like ➡️this one⬅️💃🏻🥳 Knock those shot glasses back and fist pumpin’ all night long, y’all! (Thanks again to Cait Marie Photography for capturing all the shenanigans! 🤩)

05/13/2023

Days like these are made from the sweetest of moments 👰🏻‍♀️🤵There were countless, which makes it all the more special and forever unforgettable. We couldn’t be more filled with pride, joy and love for two of our most favorite humans on the planet. Cheers to the bride and groom, y’all’s! 🥂

05/13/2023

Custom canvas signs, mini wood luggage cases, leather luggage tags, aviator pins…custom…custom…custom. 👩🏻‍🎨

We specialize on champagne and caviar needs and wants with gas station wine and Cheetos budgets, y’all! 🤠

BIG high fives to everyone who pitched in for set-up and teardown. Y’all’s know who you are and I see you! 🥰🥳 BIGGEST ups to my fave partner-in-crime, !!🥂 (photos by Cait Marie photography, ATX)

05/12/2023

Best. Wedding. Officiant. Planner. Ever. (riiiiight.) 🤨 Bless photoshop cuz the snot river was for real and I’m pretty sure I blacked out somewhere between the vowels and the ring exchange. 🤣

11/26/2022

01/01/2022

Ringing in the New Year in with our besties, dressed in onesies, and power watching both seasons of The Witcher. This shall now be an annual tradition. 🥳🍾

They can, now, all thank me for introducing them to the world of adult onesie loungin’. 🤣🙌🏼

Cheers, y’all!
Jessy John Ha Nguyen

12/16/2021

I was majorly bummed that I couldn’t participate in 12 Days of Streaming due to my schedule, BUT was over the moon happy to create over 30 custom masks to help out the cause.

I’m SO proud and honored to be a Starlight Ambassador and to be part of such a tremendous charity.

BIG shouts to and (and the 50+ Twitch streamers!!) for raising over $25K this year with the Blapples Happles stream team for Starlight!! In total, Starlight raised $191,500 in 12 days for sick children across the country! 💙💙💙

12/16/2021

It’s official. Another addiction —just toss it into the overflowing cart over there. 🤷🏻‍♀️🛒

Incoming resin / epoxy supplies…I’m going to need to purchase my neighbors’ house for the storage space. 🤣🤣🤣

12/15/2021

“Draco Dormiens Nunquam Titillandus" - Never tickle a sleeping dragon. Raise your hand if you knew that was the Hogwarts motto. 🤷🏻‍♀️

I’ve only recently gotten into the Potterverse and, apparently, I’m House Gryffindor with a Fox as my Patronus. TBH, I have no idea what that last sentence really means or why I even know any of it. 🤣🤷🏻‍♀️🧙🏻‍♀️🪄🧹

What House do you Rep? And, while you’re at it, tell me about that sexy Patronus of yours. 🤩

11/29/2021

Nothing like a little mimosa and amazing lady friends to kick off any day the correct way. Thanks to for gathering us up and putting on a spectacular corn hole, whiskey tasting, midnight river swimmin’ weekend!

Pinkies up, y’all! 🍾