11/28/2019
PERRY: That brings me to this repeat offender: Jell-O salad.
Granted, in the most-skilled kitchens and with the greatest care, gelatin can be transmuted into the rare delectable aspic, panatone or souffle. But in the hands of your sister, armed with Cool Whip — whatever the hell that is — Miracle Whip, stale pecans, mercilessly canned peaches and pineapple that never did anything to anybody, cottage cheese, colored marshmallows, various boxes of instant pudding, and the most galling element of all, shredded carrots, well, let’s just say courts have stood in the way of punishments far less cruel.
Colorado TableAmerican BuffetOpinionEditor Dave Perry PERRY: If you really love your friends and family, don’t give them the bird on Thanksgiving By DAVE PERRY, Sentinel Editor - November 28, 2019 0 Facebook Twitter Email Print EDITOR’S NOTE: Republished from fowl holidays past. Bone appetite, f...