Heywood Yublomi

02/25/2025

Hey Muricans....what better way to show your patriotism and owning the libs than downing some american made shine and drinkin' it in a patriotic shot glass. The only proof we ever need is 100% proof truth serum. Come and git your luv baby....

02/11/2025

Many of you may remember when I joined forces with my brothers, Will & Ken, to perform at the UFO Space Concert with our opening act "Freddie Felacio and the Felons of Love". It was a damn hootenanny for sure. Freddie joined us on stage to play our big German hit "Beuge dich und empfange meine Liebe"

02/11/2025

10/28/2024

One of the essentials for any comedian is learning how to read the room. The "comedian" at the MSG Trump rally read the room but didn't have the chops. Racism is a tough sell. I'm sure some went home thinking he was cutting edge. Still, I think there's a better way of doing racist material by including something about "they're taking your jobs" or "they're ra**st, drug dealers, and murderers" without being called out...in fact, if you can put it across well enough you may get support and run for office.

10/25/2024

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The 10th-anniversary edition of NRBQ's Brass Tacks LP is out now, and they included a radio promo they did for my internet show I did around 10 yrs. ago. Even though I bought the LP when it first came out, I ordered this newest edition since it had the commercial on it. The name of the show was "Rhoades All Over The Map". My last name was misspelled but I felt honored that they included the piece on their album

10/25/2024

If anyone is keeping up or counting, I had 46 emails the day before yesterday soliciting money for the Harris-Walz campaign. I forgot to count yesterday but I think 46 is a single day record for me so far. I get a batch everyday. I used to get about as many from the grifter when I was spamming him with emails from Heywood Yublomi. I still have the certificates for Heywood certifying his patriotism plus authentic fake gold cards from the grifter's campaign office stating I was a top donator even though I never sent a penny. I still have a picture of the welcome mat welcoming everyone to the "Yublomi home" but it's just a picture

10/17/2024

THE ENEMY WITHOUT......
The word "enemy" is straight up divisive, as it's meant to be. Rather than address the hot button phrase of "the enemy within", I prefer to use the term "the enemy without"
THE ENEMY WITHOUT:
1. compassion
2. truth
3. empathy
4. soul
5. facts
6. a conscience
7. heart
8. class
9. humility
10. humanity

10/17/2024

Come on out tomorrow night for a night of standup. I rarely do standup in Atlanta but looking forward to this show and meeting several newer comics who will be doing some guest sets. I'm expecting a good crowd and hope you're among them. Get your tickets now....

10/16/2024

FEEL FREE TO SHARE AND COME ON OUT SATURDAY NIGHT
This weekend I'm performing the only comedy shows in the Atlanta area in 2024. Friday and Saturday with guest sets by several other comics and I'm really looking forward to seeing some old and new friends. Grab your tickets quickly and come by to say hello. Info on SATURDAY'S show on brochure below.

10/16/2024

FEEL FREE TO SHARE AND COME OUT ON FRIDAY.....

This weekend I'm performing the only comedy shows in the Atlanta area in 2024. Friday and Saturday with guest sets by several other comics and I'm really looking forward to seeing some old and new friends. Grab your tickets quickly and come by to say hello. Info on Friday's show on brochure below.