02/19/2024
my girlfriend called me up yesterday all upset. said she had a banger of a puzzle she couldn't figure out and wanted me to come help her sort it... i asked her what the puzzle should be when it was completed and she replied, that according to the box it should be a rooster. i decided to go over and help. when i got there she let me in and showed to the table where she had all the pieces laid out. i studied the pieces a moment then took a look at the box. i took her by the hand as said. "first, no matter we do, there is no way we can assemble these pieces into any resembling a rooster." then i took her by the hand and said, "look, lets just relax and chill a moment." then with the deepest of sighs i said, "then we'll put all these cornflakes back in the box."
