Alban Manor & Estates

Alban Manor & Estates A fly-by-night, under-the-table, pop-up, unlicensed kennel & dog-walking studio Wi nøt trei a høliday in Sweden this yër ? Signed RICHARD M. LLAMA
MILT Q.

See the løveli lakes

The wøndërful telephøne system

And mäni interesting furry animals

The Characters and incidents portrayed and the names used are fictitious and any similarity to the names, characters, or history of any person is entirely accidental and unintentional. NIXON

Including the majestik møøse

A Møøse once bit my sister...

No realli! She was Karving her initials øn the møøse wit

h the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law -an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst Nordfink"...


We apologise for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible have been sacked. Mynd you, møøse bites Kan be pretty nasti...

We apologise again for the fault in the subtitles. Those responsible for sacking the people who have just been sacked,
have been sacked. Møøse Trained by YUTTE HERMSGERVØRDENBRØTBØRDA

Special Møøse Effects OLAF PROT
Møøse Costumes SIGGI CHURCHILL

Møøse choreographed by HORST PROT III
Miss Taylor's Møøses by HENGST DOUGLAS-HOME
Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms by JURGEN WIGG

Møøses noses wiped by BJØRN IRKESTØM-SLATER WALKER
Large møøse on the left hand side
of the screen in the third scene from the
end, given a thorough grounding in Latin,
French and "O" Level Geography by BO BENN
Suggestive poses for the møøse suggested by VIC ROTTER
Antler-care by LIV THATCHER

The directors of the firm hired to
continue the credits after the other
people had been sacked, wish it to
be known that they have just been
sacked. The credits have been completed
in an entirely different style at great
expense and at the last minute. Executive Producer
JOHN GOLDSTONE & "RALPH" The Wonder Llama

Assisted By
EARL J. LLAMA III
SY LLAMA
MERLE Z. LLAMA IX


Directed By

40 SPECIALLY TRAINED
ECUADORIAN MOUNTAIN LLAMAS

6 VENEZUELAN RED LLAMAS

142 MEXICAN WHOOPING LLAMAS

14 NORTH CHILEAN GUANACOS
(CLOSELY RELATED TO THE LLAMA)

REG LLAMA OF BRIXTON

76000 BATTERY LLAMAS
FROM "LLAMA-FRESH" FARMS LTD. NEAR PARAGUAY

and

TERRY GILLIAM & TERRY JONES

06/12/2020

A M&E has been an autonomous zone ever since the 2012 HST Bday visit by the PoPo...

01/01/2017

We're very pleased to announced that Alban Manor is now Alban Manor & Estates. Happy New Year!

04/27/2016

Alban Manor is now friends with The Birnbaum Family Home.

05/21/2015

Alban Manor is under new ownership! Same as the old ownership (Suntrust Mortgage), but now at ~$700 less per month, thanks to refinancing.

Dan Alban & Emily Howard Alban will continue in their roles as impresarios and lackadaisical caretakers at this fine old establishment, and will retain their titles of Reeve & Lady Reeve.

Alban Manor is pleased to welcome back our favorite guest,   Carver, this weekend thru next week.
02/27/2015

Alban Manor is pleased to welcome back our favorite guest, Carver, this weekend thru next week.

11/27/2014

Happy Thanksgiving from the curmudgeonly staff at Alban Manor!

10/09/2014

Facebook is encouraging Alban Manor to try Facebook ads in order to build local awareness. I am told we can reach over 55,000 people near our location in Arlington. I suppose that would at least put a dent in our whiskey/wine stores...

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Tazewell Street
Arlington, VA
22203

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