Parasomnia Haunted House

08/30/2026

Contest is over, but we can't agree on a winner. Nurse Vile and Yako need some more time to fight about who the winner is. Lol

We were busy at the haunt today, getting ready for our first inspection tomorrow, for 2026.

We will announce the winner tomorrow! Who knows, we might have to have a second place winner too.

08/28/2026

Saturday, Aug 29th is the last day for the contest! Submit the best name for this monster, and win a pair of tickets to Parasomnia Haunted House .

Make sure you go to the original post to submit entries!

Good luck!

08/26/2026

We had a pretty good haul from Monster Day. Distortions Unlimited - Official threw out over 100 masks and we were lucky enough to score two of them.

08/25/2026

Parasomnia Haunted House visits The Rocky Mountain National Park!

Can you spot the hawk in the sky?

08/24/2026

Check out this raging monster! How crazy is the Distortions Mutant anamatronic? Could you imagine seeing him in a dark room?

08/24/2026

Which one of these Distortions Unlimited - Official props do you want to see at Parasomnia Haunted House ?

Mummy
Scarecrow Wrath
Mutant
Night Beast

08/23/2026

We're bringing some Monster Day mascots back to Parasomnia Haunted House (Autographed)

Barb- Chewbe Gremlin
Aaron- Mutant Baby

#2026

08/23/2026

If it wasn't the last year, Parasomnia Haunted House would be going back every year. Lol

After a decade, the couple behind Distortions Unlimited is retiring the tradition, but hopes people recognize the artists behind every creation: https://www.9news.com/article/features/monster-day-greeley-colorado/73-8dd081ae-5971-4055-8949-986f444a1f9f?utm_medium=social&utm_source=facebook_9NEWS_(KUSA)

08/23/2026

Distortions: Not Ready to Throw in the Towel! 🎃👹

Parasomnia had the opportunity to chat with Ed Edmunds at Distortions Unlimited while we were in Greeley for Monster Day! This wasn’t a formal interview—just a fun conversation where we asked Ed some spontaneous questions that popped into our heads.

Ed told us a little about Monster Day, and he wasn’t kidding when he said we wouldn’t want to miss it! Between The Enigma, Distortions throwing out 100 masks and having the pleasure of witnessing the key to downtown Greeley being awarding to Ed and Marsha, it was definitely an experience!!!

Make sure you check out some of our videos to see Distortions “rub out” 100 masks live on stage, revealing the incredible paint jobs right before launching them into the crowd!
And somehow… Parasomnia walked away with TWO! 😈🙌 We couldn’t have been happier!

A huge THANK YOU to Ed and everyone at Distortions Unlimited for welcoming us, taking the time to talk with us, showing us around, and making our trip one we won’t forget.

We came to Colorado as fans of Distortions… and somehow left even bigger fans.

Thank you, Distortions! See you again! 👹💚💜

08/23/2026

Our time with Distortions was great! We can't express our gratitude enough. They were so hospitable and an absolute pleasure to chat with!