Flocken's Nekroparlor

08/31/2024

Flocken's Nekroparlor will NO LONGER be ordering from or associated with the sticker manufacturer "stickermule" and is looking for recommendations for YOUR favorite brand of custom made stickers!

Pic of our best selling sticker/t-shirt design for attention.

Artwork by:

05/28/2024

Coming up in less than TWO WEEKS! The 3rd annual at in Ogden. Come check out what I have available, and get a tattoo or two.

05/07/2024

*Please Read*

The Nekroparlor is taking a break. If you haven't noticed, I have not made a real Instagram post, YouTube video, or new product since Albuquerque. I have been doing a LOT of behind-the-scenes work since I moved my workshop; spring cleaning, re-evaluating, rebuilding from the ground up sort of stuff.

I WILL NOT BE GONE FOREVER! This is not me closing my doors, just an FYI that I cannot continue *doing it all* until I knock out a few high priority tasks. I am a one man show and it can be hard enough to build a workshop, maintain beetles, operate my lab AND take Instagram pics, film for YouTube, work on commissions, etc.

So, for the time being, I am suspending the following aspects of my business-

-Social Media posting
-YouTube posting
-Patreon payments (now would be a good time to join my Patreon *for free* until I decide to resume)

All of these things will be suspended until I can accomplish THESE important things-

-Get my new workshop space completed and operational
-I finish ALL my commissions that I'm currently working on (this is the main reason I'm shutting down, my commission customers have been waiting FAR too long and they deserve better)
-I get ALL my old videos I've filmed edited and ready to post

I recently came to the realization that I am unable to "do it all" at my current pace, and I need to get some things out of the way before I can prepare for my upcoming Expos. So if that means that I have to go dark for another 6 months to get ahead, I will.

Having said that, I have one last thing to add:

I have decided to permanently stop doing commissions. I will honor any agreements and obligations to customers I have already committed to, but no more. As much as I love providing that special memorial for people, it is too much pressure. Commissions nearly always come with special requests, little touches that take up a lot of time. They normally get shelved and procrastinated while I prepare other things for big shows. They don't make me any money and too many people have been waiting YEARS for me to finish. I refuse to put more people through this unethical and poor business process by just ending it.

I'll see you on the other side

04/11/2024

Found these while cleaning some stuff out today. The original blueprints to my chest-freezer-turned-beetle-chamber! It even has the wiring plan. After trial and error I ended up putting the heaters parallel instead of in series, but other than that, it has run continuously for over four years now!

03/21/2024

*✨️Announcement✨️*

First and foremost I want to give a big .○°THANK YOU°○. to all my news fans in Albuquerque 🏜 New Mexico! It was a big leap of faith traveling that far for the 💀, but it paid off in a bigly way with a RECORD sales weekend! (More than my previous 2 records combined!!!😱) I'm blown away and excited to get back in gear and restock for the next one.

The bad news, however, is that I have had to cancel my upcoming show in May due to have a non-related busy week. So I will not 🚫 have a booth at the upcoming 🦎🐢🐍☹️

Sorry to my local fans who were excited to see me! Let me know if you find any other cool local expos or conventions I can check out!

Unrelated pic of my full beetle freezer for attention 💀💀

03/11/2024

Little fun at the expo with my new sc***um jars. We got lots of laughs and a few extra sales! Cocknballs combo deal! Get yours today~~!

03/11/2024

I also made it into the local paper 🙌

When I say this was the biggest and bestest event I've ever done, believe me 🙌

03/09/2024

NEW product, exclusively available at the in Albuquerque this weekend!

Hairy Rac Sacs (raccoon sc***ums), come and get them while they're hot! These are popular and they won't last long. (Many more not pictured).

***um **es ***s

03/07/2024

Thanks for the share 🙌

See you there!!!

🐙 Find creepy cool octopus vials from at The Oddities & Curiosities Expo in Albuquerque this weekend! ​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

🎟 $10 advance / $15 walkup
⏰ Saturday 3/9 | 10am – 6pm
⏰ Sunday 3/10 | 10am – 4pm
📍Expo New Mexico
📍300 San Pedro Dr NE

Purchase advanced tickets at OdditiesAndCuriositiesExpo.com

03/06/2024

Lots of goodies finished up just before I start packing the truck to head to New Mexico. How many diaphonized species can you see and name?

03/03/2024

*Commission, not for sale*

This poor baby pipped but never emerged. Preserved exactly how it was found, this was a fun and unique little challenge to pull off! Can't wait to return this to a satisfied customer.

03/02/2024

Snapping turtle 🐢 hatchlings anyone? Look how cute 🥺

See you in ONE WEEK in Albuquerque! Don't message me because I'm holding onto all product for the big show!