Minister Amber Church of Gnome

Minister Amber Church of Gnome Ordained Gnomean Minister

Chin up, there's still a sun to rise tomorrow in the East, and a new fresh day for us all. New September days await!
09/03/2026

Chin up, there's still a sun to rise tomorrow in the East, and a new fresh day for us all. New September days await!

Today I officiated a vigil for the two men killed by ice this past week with a speech and a moment of silence.Rest in pe...
07/20/2026

Today I officiated a vigil for the two men killed by ice this past week with a speech and a moment of silence.
Rest in peace to all the victims of ice, now including Juan, and Johan, and Lorenzo.
There is no reason for people to be killed. Their lives also need not be ignored when they fall victim just because they're not white or not on camera... too many have died in detention and in icy encounters on the streets.
Our small gathering was humble, but together our lanterns can shine brighter and when we return to our separate ways we will each be carrying some of that light to continue to brighten the path for others.
*Gnome Blessings*

07/15/2026

Welcome, you are accepted here, this page is a safe place for anyone who needs someone to reach out to. If you are in emotional distress from the news, you are welcome here. Welcome to message, comment, join in or just observe the reverence and the joy and love and personal wisdom spread here on this page.

Harvesting my soothing and protective energies to bundle up and keep myself calm in the face of so much national distress going on with the violence in our news.
May we all sleep safely and rise brighter each morning.
*Gnome Blessings*

07/13/2026

Come, my friends, sit and rest.
I know... I can tell your heart is heavy.
It has been a difficult week... Yes, the US govt. is both rescinding habitat protection from the Endangered Species Act, as well as shrinking Bears Ears National Monument and the Grand Staircase Escalante.

I know it makes one feel a bit lost, helpless and tired. Sit by me for a spell, have some tea and I will tell you what I know as well, and that is this- we must persist. Gently at times, boldly at times, we can act with small, invisible actions, and with grand attention and lofty voices. In fact, we need toβ€” All of us.

I know, it is strange times, and stranger yet to be comforted by a Gnome, but open your ear to this and accept not just the absurdity of the world, but also its depth and meaning... After all, Gnomes are brilliant at holding together the unseen and the and plainly observed...the mystery and the evidence, we see both the constellations and the stars.

You see, although the Gnomean path often shines a light on joy, nonsense and silliness, it is also lit by one's own lantern that glows brighter with personal and spiritual growth to find what's true and right.

Gnomes are also intrinsically connected to nature. Hot and cold, steep and deep, spring blooms and decaying mushroomsβ€”the environments that make up the wild places are as integral for us to protect as they are to explore. That is our power.

Our Gardens are as free as the wind, but require dedication and care; they are both tended by human hands and shaped by the forces of nature, blooming with the very evidence that we are capable of working with the land, and not against it.
That is our proof.

Destroying national protected lands, habitats and discarding the custodianship of the natural wonders we have been so lucky to witness and behold is directly opposed to the goal of living in harmony with the earth, respecting balance and doing no harm.
That is where paths diverge in the wood.

Opening once protected lands to drilling, mining and development is harmful to all of us... animals, plants, ecosystems, symbiotic and biological relationships, the soil health, the food chain, the oceans and seas, the water cycle, eventually and quickly this contributes to climate collapse--systemic collapse. It is not just the land which will be scarred, but all of our hearts as we lose pieces of what has always made our world so magically fabulous in the first place.

Being a Gnomean Minister does not make me exempt from this discussion, it makes me lean into it. My path is brightened through service to all things living and to our earth, our collective home. This is my realm.

Being a spiritual leader does not bind me to one topic, nor does it negate my ability to be political. It helps validate to myself and others that everything is political. From the food on our plates to the felt of my hat, from penguins to poppies, from human rights to ancient history, and all the rest. We are connected in every single way, if you follow the right paths.

It is disheartening to witness such atrocities being waged in the name of business, money and industry. I understand many of you will be feeling the same. Sigh...heh– It is times like these I miss my old friend, the Lorax. (He spoke for the trees, for the trees have no tongue.)

If he were here today, I know he would tell us not to despair, and that there are a few seeds left in us, precious and potent, and within seeds there may be found hope...

But he left us with that far away hope, just a far away thought.
A thought about something that somebody ought.

He said, "Unless....
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,
Nothing is going to get better, it's not."

I will never forget his words.

If we are to live like Gnomes, then it is a duty to be of service to each other and to the Earth. I continue to hold true, with my boots in the dirt and hope in my heart, with a laugh and a tear, I will not give up trying and I will never give up.

As another famous and humble friend of mine also said, "there's some good left in this world... and it's worth fighting for."

Join me, then, in caring, a whole awful lot.
Join with others and give it a thought.
This world is worth fighting for.

Cheers, to all! Go forth and plant your seeds of change and hope, boldly claim for the future and protect for more than 7 generations where the wild things are!

**GNOME BLESSINGS**
πŸ’š 🌱 πŸ’š 🌿 πŸ’šπŸŒ³πŸ’š

07/06/2026

Remember to do what is right. As long as it does no harm.
Gnome Blessings! πŸ™ŒπŸ’™

Beauty is all around us, as is the potential for change. Even a small change can have a ripple effect. When you take act...
07/02/2026

Beauty is all around us, as is the potential for change. Even a small change can have a ripple effect. When you take action, even your smallest good deed can create the most beautiful impression on the world. Explore with good intentions and the world shines brighter. ✨️
Gnome Blessings!

07/01/2026

Smile, because we only have the now; We hold on to yesterday, and tomorrow is never here!
Gnome Blessings!

06/26/2026

Happy Friday! Enjoy the sunshine this summer!
Gnome Blessings! πŸ™Œ

Have You Ever Felt Stung? Sometimes we think we can handle anything... Then, life reminds us we are human. A single, une...
06/25/2026

Have You Ever Felt Stung?

Sometimes we think we can handle anything... Then, life reminds us we are human. A single, unexpected, sting can throw us entirely off track.
Whether it is a thorn, a nettle, a thistle, a wasp, or a lost credit card, a flat tire, a late fee, or loss of a loved one...
Sometimes we aren't sure which is worse: the pain of it, or the shock that this has interrupted the control we felt we had.

When these things hurt enough to knock us off our balance, our human instinct is to fix it immediately- pull out the thorn, remove the stinger, call the bank, change the tire, etc. The instinct may be more about regaining the control that was lost, as it can make moving on much more comfortable when we have that sense we can handle the challenges.

We may also remember to look back, to glance back not only to the thistle, the wasp nest, the wallet, the car... the source of the sting, but also to give ourselves perspective. We may look back to understand not only why this happened, but how we have moved through this process.

We can then see the story of this event as not an interruption, but a fluid movement where we adjusted, reacted and rolled forward. Perhaps we changed speeds, changed bandages or changed routines. With this reflection we can see that how we move through life's challenges, and then we can treat the event not only as a painful memory, but as a chapter in our story of growth.

When we see ourselves as others may see us, with a kind and considerate observation of a human being living a life on earth, we begin to soften and accept ourselves not only for what one has done or gone through, but as people who we have the confidence to take on the next challenge.

❀️ Reflect kindly on yourself, it just may help change the narrative from a bad sting to a good story!

Gnome Blessings, friends!

Wedding Planning? I Can Marry You! πŸ’Hi, I'm Gnomean Minister Amber and by the power vested in me, I can pronounce you as...
06/21/2026

Wedding Planning? I Can Marry You! πŸ’
Hi, I'm Gnomean Minister Amber and by the power vested in me, I can pronounce you as married! As a legal officiant I handle the paperwork after the ceremony and join you in the joyous bond of marriage! Of course I accept alternative weddings and LGBTQ couples!
Just reach out if you're planning your big (or secret elopement) day! πŸ””πŸ’œπŸ””πŸŽŠ

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