10/18/2025
Chippewa Lake Slaughterhouse
When guests would exit Ghoul Brothers and ask me what they could do to continue the fun for the night, I would tell them "about a half hour drive from us is Chippewa Lake Slaughterhouse⦠I've heard it's well worth your time".
Imagine my glee last Friday night, pulling into their parking lot knowing I would finally get to check it out! Ghoul Brothers and Chippewa have a few āsix degrees of separationā. Some of the talented guys who helped get Ghoul Brothers up and running made their stay with the Karver family. As soon as I heard your fingers clanging, I knew it was you, Panic! We also share some mutual volunteers (sorry we missed you Isaac).
When we were waiting in line, a very tall man who loomed over the queue saw my GB hoodie and gave us a shout out. Taking in the scenery, I made note that I now must add āabandoned slaughterhouseā to my list of buildings that just look scary. They are perfect homes for haunts along with hospitals, psych wards, school buildings, and dark trails in the woods.
Upon entering, I was immediately attacked (in the sweetest way) by a crazed, manic grandma and grandpa. I got hugs and kisses; maybe even a little pat on the caboose on the way out⦠but we have a very close relationship.
The touch pass option is honestly the way to go with Chippewa Lake. I was unable to purchase this add-on due to health issues, but people in my party had quite the experience. They were locked into rooms, picked up and carried away, drawn on by a mischievous Wendigo Warlock, proposed to by the Black Widow, and sniffed and thrown into cars amongst other things. I enjoyed the show that I had with basic entry, but the touch pass adds so much more. That's not a slight on the actors there, it just becomes more immersive.
The acting crew had great energy. However, it seemed they were snake bitten by a lack of actors that night. One of the guys in my party had been there earlier in the season and he pointed out where a few things āshould haveā happened, so Iām sure that this was a one-night occurrence. This haunt has a singular theme with similar costumes throughout, but some key characters added variation to the typical āslaughterhouse workerā costume and characterization.
The scenery was beautifulā¦is beautiful the right way to describe a slaughterhouse? It was apparent that some very creative minds took their time developing this twisted world. Some notable sets include: the diner, the butcher shop, and a downed aircraft.
Iāve been contemplating haunts that maintain a singular theme vs those that are more eclectic. I grew up working at The Schoolhouse and Laboratory and then spent my most recent years at Ghoul Brothers. In both locations the themes change from room to room. Going to Slaughterhouse where the whole haunt is based on a singular theme was a new experience for me. As a personal preference I would have liked to experience more individualized monsters and makeup. A singular theme could easily become monotonous, but Chippewa kept things interesting with subtle switch ups. I think there is room in the industry for both; especially when done right like Chippewa Lake Slaughterhouse.
For more info and tickets, please visit:
https://slaughterhouseohio.com/