20/09/2023
Hemlo is me the G. Ummm firstly what the fluff. You guys been reading that my hoom HIJACKED my fluffin page for TWELVE DAYS. TWELVE WHOLE DAYS. NO G - JUST STIMKIN HOOM and not ones of ya did nuthin???? No one call the RSPCA, FBI, CIA, PAW PATROL - HEMCK I’d even take Oprah !?!? To check on G?
SECONDLY. You been reading her posts and know what sick twisted fings she and the hoomdad and the white coats been doing to me !?!? AND STILL NUN OF YAS DID NUTHIN. WHAT THE FLUFF. DEY BEEN PROBING ME FOR BUNS SAKE!!!!! MY BORT. PROBIN MA BÔRT HÖLÈ claiming ‘gotta check your temperature, gotta help your pewps out’ etc yes hello 9bunbun I’d like to report B***Y ABOOSE.
My poor bort Sprïnkle children that I birthed .. stolen. Before I even got to meet them. Heinous. Yes 9bunbun I’d also like to report kidnapping.
THIRDLY. You know me - the G. I’m too stromg to be ‘sick’ like hoom claiming. I tough as fluff idiots. How did you not pick up on the LIES she puttin down. She just saying I’m ‘sick’ so she can probe ma bort. Did u not hear I have MEGAcolon how can something mega be bad??? Mega = Big = Tough = Strong. Simple maths.
MEGA-COOL-ONE am I right.
G may have felt a bit bleh but dat just from exhaustion of having to listen to FIVE FLUFFLIN WIVES. No man, not even me, The G, can handle that amount of nagging. I just tired and decided a trip to the white coast would get G a fluffin break from these wives and the nagging. Dem always being like ‘ew G pls don’t p*e on me. Ew G did you pewp in our water. Um G please don’t eat my food straight out of my mouth because you ate yours whole’ blah blah.
Maybe I took it a little too far so I could get ma belly shaved and free the ol’ nipnops again .. I did it for my fans! All da O.G Grandpa fan remember me nöoplers. but how the fluff did I know they would cut me open and have a p*ek at ma innards!!! Hooms are absolutely sick and TWISTED. But you guys are the real sickos seeing and hearing what happening to me in real time and not sending the president or mother Theresa or doctor Phil or summin to save the G !!????
Despicable.
