Text Humours

09/09/2018

In the United State, Kane's talking to his new friend from Thailand.
Kane: Anny, do you know what we call a bee in our country?
Anny: Just a bee! What's so special about it?
Kane: No, you're wrong.
Anny: Then what is it called here?
Kane: US bee.
Anny:

07/09/2018

What does a buffalo say when it sees its child off at the airport?
Bison!

17/02/2018

Hey, Mary, you know what. You are PRETTY.............................ugly.

26/10/2017

A: How do you pronounce I C E?
B: Ice.
A: Now what about O F F and I C E?
B: They must be off and ice.
A: Are you sure?
B: Definitely yes!
How do you followers think?

26/10/2017

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17/08/2017

A:Which body part of a cow takes the most weight when a person sits on between head, back, and bottom?
B:I guess head.
A: Good guess!

16/08/2017

Mom: Do you think I'm a good mom, Gilbert?
Kid: My name's Gerard, mom.

14/05/2017

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P.S. 1 The jokes must not be copied from any other people's ideas, but your own ones.
P.S. 2 The jokes are obligatory to be only in letters without pictures or video clips.

14/05/2017

Michael: Would you like me to tell a tale for you?
Yaya: Of course.
Michael: Once upon a time, it's been a long long time that I can't remember.
Yaya: Thank you, Michael.

03/04/2017

At a hotel.
Bellboy:Do you want me to call you a taxi?
Guest: Sure!
Bellboy: Taxi!
Guest:

30/03/2017

Once upon a time, two strangers were conversing for the first time.
Stranger A: My name is A, how do you do?
Stranger B: My name is B, how do you do?
Stranger A: Yes, how do you do?
Stranger B: Yeah, how do you do?
Stranger A: And how do you do?
Stranger B: Hm,,, HOW do you do?
Stranger A: Sh** HOW do you do?
Stranger B: I say how do you do?
Stranger A: I know, how do you do?
Then both of them started to do each other.

23/03/2017

Emily: Jack, you know that I love you because you can remember my stuff, right?
Jack: Yep, I do, my love. And what's your phone number? I forgot it somewhere.
Emily: