17/12/2024
Fresh Talent Comedy
1. Main reason why I have not travelled to abroad: โWhat if I get chased by a dog that doesn't understand Kai Kai Kaiโ. ๐๐คญ๐๐
2. Help me thank GOD oo, I now have a property abroad๐. My friend travelled to Canada with my earphone and charger ๐คญ๐๐
3. Do you know that...
90% of rubber bands on ladies hair are from stock fish, plantains and takeaway packs๐๐คญ๐๐
4. Is it proper for a lady that has diabรซtes to have sugar daddy ๐๐คญ
I wรคrn Poni but she doesn't care ๐๐
5. Employer: โYour CV says you are really quick at Maths, so whatโs 8Oร18
Applicant (Me): 98 โบ๏ธ
Employer: Thatโs not even close ๐
Applicant (Me): โYes but at least it was quick ๐คท๐๐คญ๐๐
6. PRINCIPAL: โWhy were you absฤnt yesterday
ME: I attended a bลซrรฏal ma! ๐ฅฒ
PRINCIPAL: Hmm! That will not stop me from punรฏshing you today. Now answer me; who dฤซฤd ?
ME: โThe first son of the cousin of my grandmotherโs youngest nephew who is also the youngest step-brother to the woman who gave birth to my uncleโs youngest step-son and he also...
PRINCIPAL: Alright! Alright! Please! Thatโs enough! Just go to the class! ๐๐คญ๐๐
7. That moment you tried helping your mother shoลซt your brotherโs name and she be like โEhh so you are here, come and go and fill this gasโ ๐ณ๐ญ๐๐
8. I heard my neighbour Kiden & Nuela child today singing: โPalent listen to ya shoedlen, we are the lizards of tomollow, cรผm and pay our school figs, and give us the sun edumention...โ๐ณ
Hmm!!! I just faintรซd ๐๐
9. Up till today, nobody has explained to me why Jesus is still single ๐๐๐
10. Having Grรซedy friends is stressfรผl see me now Iโm drinkรฏng Yoghurt in the Toilรซt ๐ฅฒ๐คญ๐๐๐
11. You will screenshot an attire on Instagram that might cost 75k to sow, and you will be looking for innoรงent tailors in your street to sow exactly that style with 1k, looking for tailors to รซnd their Careers๐๐คญ... Wickรซd souls ๐๐๐
12. Have you noticed that your brain speaks more English than your mouth? ๐๐คญ
