Captain Bananas, is a self-proclaimed Scanian 2020's Pirate Captain, The figure & character of Captain BanAAnaS arose during, the covid-19 isolation, as of 2024, he will be a guide at Nimis ARX, Ladonia. About me...
Im Captain Jocki BanAAnaS, Baron of the Captain BanAAnaS Stones In Ladonia, Defender & steward of Fort ARX, The leader of the Pirate/Privateer Federation Of Ladonia. One day, in 1720
when Captain Banaanas was out sailing, it blew up to a storm, a big black cloud with intense lightning began to pursue Captain Banaanas' ships, until it swallowed the ships. Captain Bananas Wakes up on a beach, in Southern Sweden / Skåne, to discover to his horror that everything looks completely different, strange houses, carriages that drive by themselves without horses pulling them, roads as smooth as the floor of a palace, made of some kind of flattened lava. peoples dressed strangely, and look or talk to a square stone.... And some of them wore pieces of cloth for their mouths, Captain banaanas had traveled in time and had come 300 years, in to the future, to 2020 in the middle of the covid-19 epidemic . on the 23 February 2022 The first Version Of Captain banaanas, that was like Captain jack sparrow, a alcoholic, get a drunken crazy idea to take over a iron ship( now days cargo ship) and drived hes wooden ship, in to it, and togth he cud bord it, but crashed his ship and it sunk, together whit the drunk Captain Banaanas, that now its on the bottom of the sea and sing drunken songs with Davy Jones. On February 24, 2022, the creation of a new sober version T-2022 of Captain bananas begun, made of liquid wood,... hum? for more info:
There were more pirates / privateers, who were moved in time,
An Allied Female Greek Pirate whit name Lady DarkSide,
and the Arch Enemy, infamous Captain Cauliflower,
And several other pirates. For the most part you don't see them, because they learned to melt in, but one way you maby can see it, they dress abit odd, love of black clothes, and death sculls, some in military clothing style, odd different hairstyles, can be mixed up with old 80s subcultures, like industrial EBM music, goth, hardrock, metal fans
And since then, have ended up in different eras, such as the stone and iron age, the Viking age,
The Scanian War 1675–1679, as snapphane privateer captain, with my 1740s ship Scanian Revenge, you can imagine how surprised the Swedes were, when you come with a ship that didn't start building until 100 years later, its like ended up with a fighter jet, in ww1 =) why do you think the Swedes lost the naval battle? ;)
And there you have the paradox of time, 1679, as a 3-year-old child, I stand on the shore, and see this strange ship, just coming from nowhere, and attacking the Swedish ships, and I remember the black flag, with the strange things on it.... , to see my future ship in the wrong era, it can be called An anachronism, a person, thing or event placed in a historical time where it does not belong. And how could I have a ship from 1740, when I came from 1720 then to 2020, you ask?, I traveled in time, to 1745, heard about the French East India Company, it is said they lost a ship in a storm, not quite right , I borrowed it =)
The time with the Knights Templar. Im a ship builder, a build a ship to them, but one day i decided to borrow it,
it was already fully loaded, and ready to sail, and I need a ship. I made it my Flag ship for my fleet, now hope they weren't too sad about it. ca year 20, party with jesus and drank his blood and smoked a peace pipe with him. Lived with Vampires in Dracula's castle,
Ridden a T-rex, accidentally brought back two Tyrannosaurus kid, who ran away, somewhere on Kullaberg, think they stay close to Ladonia, but they were so cute. Met the Greys, ended up as a storm-trooper in a galactic empire, stole/borrowed Suruman's Magical wooden rod. Bet and lost my Mobile Phone in a game of poker in 1876 to someone named Ericsson. Gave away my storm-lighter to a young boy named Nikola in 1858
In 1936 gave away a plastic bag with the word IKEA on it, with some planks and nails in it, from Nimis, to a boy named Ingvar, I didn't want them, but he did, don't know why. Commondore Captain Banaanas Main Quest Is to find the Pirate Queen....
Legend has it that she is of Germanic origin and that she can transform into a butterfly,
hair that shines like the sun and eyes like the Caribbean Sea. And she has tattoos one of a strong heart, Skulls with bows, and stars, one of them symbolizing her faithful pirate captain, whom she lost in a winter storm in December 1709...
