14/03/2026
5 THINGS AMERICAN MOVIES TEACHES US:
1. That Chinese have nothing better to do than
teaching or practice Kúñg Fu.
2. More than 50% of U.S. population are FBI/CIA agents, working undercover.
3. The purpose of school system of U.S. is to promote Basketball/Baseball.
4. Alíens have special interest in attâçking the U.S.
5. U.S. is a place where you can meet all mythíçal creatures líke werewølves & vamp!res.
5 THINGS INDIAN MOVIES TEACHES US:
1. At least one of the identical twins is born ev!l.
2. While defús!ng a b0mb, don't wørry, whichever w!re you cút... you always choose the right one.
3. A hero will show no p@īn while getting bèâtíng up; but will show paīn when a girl cleans up his wøúnds.
4. A d£tēçtive can solve a çase only when he is súspēnded from dúty.
The most hilariøus one...
5. If you decide to start dancing on the street, everyone you meet will know the steps.
5 THINGS NIGERIA MOVIES TEACHES US: 😹
1. Nigerian movie has taught us that once a guy lêäves to Lagos, he'll be rich when coming back.😆
2. Whenever th str!kes, someone must shøut "I will Cønf£ss" and After the person Cønf£ss, the next thing is to dîe.😶😶
3. When A rich prince and a póór vill@ge boy is drâgging a girl, the rich prince is just fóóling himself because the pó0r village boy will win.👉😂
4. When a póór boy is blówing a flute in the búsh, it attracts the attention of the princess and she must f@ll in love.😆
5. Nigerian movie has taught us that m@dn£ss starts with laughter.
😆
🚶