Random Dialogs by Ștefan Drăgan

Random Dialogs by Ștefan Drăgan The best dialogues I've ever had. Most of them were with myself. - You are funny.

You should do stand-up comedy in front of many people.
- I can't do that... I'm afraid that people will laugh at me.

04/04/2026

- What kind of charts do you use in your team?
-📉Burndown charts,📈burnup charts,🔥burnout charts...

21/03/2026

- Am venit să îmi cer scuze!
- Cu doar 3 flori?💐
- M-am gândit la un buchet mai mare, dar dacă îmi dădeai cu el de cap?!🤦‍♂️

03/03/2026

La medic:
- Dvs. sunteți cu piciorul?
- Da! L-am adus și pe el...

06/11/2025

- The one who talks first loses.
- How is that even work?!
- "Think before you talk." For some is uncomfortable... So they lose!

05/11/2025

- You are always critical with my work...
- That's because yours is close to perfection. I don't waste my breath on mediocrity!

06/10/2025

- Who was fighting there?
- Two idiots...
- How do you know?
- IQ drops when angry.

05/10/2025

- Would you like to meet that woman?
- I'd rather meet her mother instead.
- Do you like to see how she's going to look in 30 years?
- No. I'd like to see who was supposed to educate her 30 years ago!

15/09/2025

- I have a friend who gets to talk to people every day, access to the gym, reads two books a week yet every day he complains about how much he hates ...
- I know! I know this one! It's prison!
- No dude! He has to go to the office every day...

13/09/2025

- Ce mai este de reparat pe la tine?
- Ceva pe la mansardă...
- Dar blocul tău nici nu are mansardă!

08/09/2025

- Smart people donate their brain to science when dead.
- Braindead people donate theirs to social media while still being alive.

07/09/2025

- Tu faci pe deșteptul cu mine?
- Nu trebuie... Sunt deja!

17/08/2025

- Tu mănânci goală clătita aia?
- Păi dacă nu am ce pune...
- Ai putea pune niște haine pe tine!

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