SaidurOfficial

24/03/2026

Cláudio não queria ir à escola, então fingiu que estava doente. A mãe dele, desconfiada, chamou o médico. O médico examinou Cláudio e disse: "Este menino não tem nada. Ele está é com preguiça!" E Cláudio: "Então tá, agora eu fico com ele!" 😊

The joke is about a kid named Cláudio who pretends to be sick to skip school. The doctor examines him and says he's not sick, just lazy. Cláudio then says, "Okay, then I'll stay with him!" (meaning he'll stay sick/lazy, but it's a funny way of implying he's going to stay with the doctor's diagnosis). 😊

23/03/2026

If you have three Apple and if you take two then how many Apple do you have?

31/10/2025

Vampire: Enfermeira, preciso de sangue urgente!
👩‍⚕️ Nurse: Tipo A ou B?
🧛‍♂️ Vampire: Tanto faz... é “à vontade”! 😆

30/09/2025

28/09/2025

Thank you for following me

25/09/2025

🎉 Just completed level 3 and I'm so excited to continue growing as a creator on Facebook!

25/09/2025

Fun is life so enjoy

25/09/2025

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25/09/2025

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because of the sign outside.
Teacher: What sign?
Student: It said, “School ahead, go slow.” 😆

25/09/2025

Life is very short please enjoy