26/04/2026
A Pitcher Who Never Wiped? The Wildest MLB Story You’ll Hear Today
You think you've heard it all in baseball? Wait till you hear about Remy Rasmussen, a college roommate who proudly admitted he never wiped after pooping because 'that's what laundry is for.' That's not even the craziest part. The Twins are facing the Rays, and the roof at Tropicana Field just got replaced after getting shredded. But the real story? Griffin Jax almost lost his baseball career because of a Pentagon policy change. David Robinson grew too tall for the Navy. And the Rays have three mascots, including a cat who 'throws down the hottest scratches.' But what nobody knew was…
This is the most unhinged baseball write-up I've ever read. The full thing's here if you're curious: https://geni.us/wwwABCnews-com