The Adventures of Sebb and Mavi

01/11/2025

~Hostile Architecture Edition~

Sebb is showing Mavi a post about a contraption in the US designed to keep homeless people from sleeping on buses.

Sebb: You know what hostile architecture is, right?
Mavi: Of course I do, I live in Manila
Sebb: ...Right, right

30/03/2025

~B-word Edition~

We cannot say the word "bath" around Oblong or he'll run up and hide on the second floor.

Sebb: Should I b-word the fluffy boi?
Mavi: What about the other chores?
Sebb: Well, a lot of them can't be done until tomorrow or whatever.
Mavi: Weren't you gonna use your computer?
Sebb: Yeah, but the fluffy boi is overdue for a b-word.
Mavi: Do you have time to b-word the fluffy boi before it rains?
Sebb: Probably. Time to b-word the fluffy boi!
Mavi: ...that is such a weird thing to say
Sebb: ...yeah

(Fluffy boi photo attached for reference)

13/02/2025

~Doggy Phone Edition~

Sebb: *watches a video about baths being good for dogs*
Mavi: *watches it too* Send that to Oblong.
Sebb: *laughs*
Sebb: On second thought, I don't want to. It's obviously AI.
Mavi: THAT'S your problem with this, not the fact that Oblong doesn't have a phone???
Sebb: 🫣🫣🫣

14/12/2024

~Clutch Edition~

We are getting ready to attend a wedding and Mavi needed Sebb's help in choosing between two evening bags.

Mavi: You know what, I'll go with this one. I remember my phone didn't fit in the other one.
Mavi: God, I have always hated clutches.
Sebb: I think whoever made them assumes that you'll have some other way to hold your phone.
Mavi: BUT WOMEN DON'T HAVE POCKETS

12/11/2024

~The Gingerbread People Edition~

31/10/2024

~Salmon Edition~

We are discussing colors and came across teal and salmon.

Sebb: You know, I just realized. Salmon wouldn't understand our color naming scheme
Sebb: Unless you explained to it that it is the color of its meat
Mavi: What?
Mavi: What??
Mavi: What???
Sebb: *starts breaking down laughing* Which part?
Mavi: ALL OF IT
Mavi: But you know what, let me pick
Mavi: EXPLAINING to the salmon as if you'd meet a live salmon??? And talk to it???
Sebb: Yes
Sebb: The magic salmon
Sebb: *starts googling*
Sebb: The Salmon of Knowledge
Mavi: Trust the Irish to come through for us

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29/10/2024

~Pizza Edition~

Mavi: Have you thought about the food situation for your birthday?
Sebb: Not yet
Sebb:
Sebb: I think I'll just make pizza.
Mavi: You'll just *make* pizza???
Sebb: Did I say "make"???
Sebb: Did that come out as "pizza"???

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26/10/2024

~Ignoring Edition~

NOTE: Sebb lovingly believes that Mavi has very low-bar food opinions and has made it a life mission to change them.

Sebb: *calls Mavi's phone because we're on different floors* What do you want for lunch? I've got pork defrosting here.
Mavi: Oh, I can have rice and egg for lunch.
Sebb: Hmm, but if the pork doesn't defrost in time, I can cook it for dinner.
Mavi: ...did you just ignore what I said about rice and egg on purpose?
Sebb: I didn't ignore it. I just processed the information and decided that I don't have to pay attention to it.
Mavi: THAT'S BASICALLY IGNORING IT

09/06/2024

~Hungry and Sleepy Edition~

Sebb: I'm hungry
Sebb: And sleepy
Sebb: And I don't wanna be both
Sebb: I'm not usually this hungry because I'm sleeping through it
Sebb: And I'm not usually this sleepy because I'm awake (what)
Mavi: I don't know what I'm gonna do with you
Sebb: ME NEITHER
Sebb: AND I LIVE WITH MYSELF IN MY HEAD
Sebb: You just live with me outside my body

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Bonus

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Sebb: And when I talk to other people, I'm on a balcony shouting
Sebb: AAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
Sebb: And when I'm not talking to other people, I'm in the back, mumbling to myself
Mavi: What
Sebb: It's the analogue for the psyche

06/06/2024

~Candle Edition~

We are parking at the basement of a hospital because Sebb has an appointment.

Sebb (baby voice inflection): Did you bring your Kindle?
Mavi: A candle???
Sebb: Your Kindle.
Mavi: OH! My I thought you said candle and I thought, "why would I bring a candle to the hospi—oh."
Sebb: ...
Sebb: It still works. You could do a lite summoning.
Mavi: At a coffee shop in a hospital???
Sebb: Yeah. No better place considering how many spirits there probably are.
Mavi: ...
Mavi: That statement did not bring me joy.
Sebb: Understandable.

29/05/2024