13/05/2026
Random Ned Thought - Innocence
Ned: (Habang pinapaliguan) Mommy, how did you give birth to Tanya?
Me: (Nahiwalay ang kaluluwa sa katawan. Choz!) WHAT??! Bakit ganyan tanong mo?? Do you think anak ko si Tanya??
Ned: Eh anak n'yo s'ya ni papa 'di ba?
Me: Yes baby namin si Tanya pero pet lang sya. Ang pet kapag love, baby ang tawag and how we treat them. Just like Leon (my cat). I call him baby boy 'di ba? Kasi love ko s'ya just like my son. Just like you! (Then napaisip ako bigla) So you also think Leon's also my son??
Ned: Um-um. I heard you calling him baby boy eh. I asked you why you call him baby boy and you said he's your baby eh.
Me: (Laughing) Kasi love ko s'ya kaya baby ko din s'ya. People call their pets "babies" when they love them. 😅
'Di mo talaga maeexpect kung saan pumupunta utak ng mga bata eh. 😅
Nagtataka siguro s'ya bakit same sila ng birthday ni Tanya and iniisip n'yang totoo na kambal n'ya si Tanya. 😅
I don't know if I answered him correctly. Hahah. Pero I asked him naman if he understood and he said yes eh. 😅
Random Ned Thought | Innocence of a Child
