31/08/2026
It’s our final cast introduction, and to quote songwriter William Shakespeare “it’s about damned time.”
This chap in the photo is not William Shakespeare, incase you got excited. This is Callum Fowler. Callum has been and not to been on the Rep House stage a bunch of times and is not related to William Shakespeare at all. Not sure why you thought they were related. Are you okay?
What to tell you about Callum? Well, his least favourite colour is Orchard green (Pantone 448 C) (why did we google that? It’s awful!) The cast buddy he reckon he’d take down in a fight is Liv “because I’ve hidden the antidote” and the line from Noises Off that Callum can’t get out of his mind voices is “It’s all about getting on and getting off. Getting the sardines on, getting the sardines off.” Callum thinks you should all get a wriggle on to buy tickets to the show “to see me get the sardines off.”
Callum plays Lloyd Dallas, the aliterate, sarcastic and exasperated Director of the play within the play you’re coming along to see. Lloyd is a busy chap, who never quite gets his affairs in order, leading to several disastrous outcomes.
Come and watch as Callum does Dallas in Noises Off by getting your tickets before they’re all gone! They’re selling remarkably fast now.
Noises Off:
9th - 12th September, 2026
Tickets? To quote another lyric from William Shakespeare “if you want it, here it is, come and get it” - 🎟️ 🔗 https://tinyurl.com/noisesoffrep