08/04/2025
Right, so apparently everyone is turning themselves into action figures now.
Yes, ACTION FIGURES. Like we’re all starring in some low-budget Marvel spin-off: “The Mildly Sleep-Deprived Producer Who Conquered the Drop”.
So I thought, why not? Let’s do it! I’m now officially a MUSIC PRODUCER ACTION FIGURE.
And let me tell you — the accuracy is alarming:
Comes with a tiny laptop that’s always overheating
And a coffee cup... that NEVER runs out. Just like anxiety!
But the best part? Push a button on my back and I scream:
“NOOOO, I FORGOT TO HIT SAVE!”
Honestly, it’s the most realistic action figure ever made. My son tried to play with it and even it refused to go outside.
Cheers, ChatGPT, for making my plastic dreams come true.
Limited edition. One per existential crisis.
