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29/06/2024

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28/06/2024

"I cannot say I'm the richest man in Africa. That will be unfair to the stingy ones. Let us use New York Times Statistics that says I'm the highest giver in Africa. You may not know what we have but what we give can be seen...From what I spend on philanthropic activities, Statistics shows I give more than any other African. So let's leave it at that. I don't want to be the richest man in Africa. I want to be the greatest giver in Africa. I want to be remembered for what I gave and not what I had. If you climbed a horse in my stomach today, you will not encounter any pothole...."

MKO Abiola.

27/05/2024

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29/04/2023

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29/04/2023

29/04/2023

😃✍️🦁FUNNYTIMES INSIDE 😂Wait For It😂

1. Nothing swêet girls reach when the mother of her crush calls her 'our wife'
She will be like " mama has the goat bathed" 😂 " mama can I mop the zinc?"😂
Yeeeeeh!!!!who stone me eba!😂

2. There was a guy who won a wrestling contest although he was given the bêating of his life 😂
Then he was asked "what should be your award?"
He said, "give me something I will eat and it will never finish"
BOOM!! he was given two chewing gums 😵😂

3. This song - jingle Bell! Jingle bell!! Jingle on the way....
The next line of the song depends on the primary school you attended😂

4. I now run online chicken bissuness...
Just send me the money and I will direct the chicken to your house 😎

5. Seventy percent of a child's intelligence comes from the mother..so check your gîrlfriend wether she is good to go or glory be to God 🙏😂
Let me mind my bissuness o🤐😂

6. If the zeal of a gîrl is to buy b*a!!! does that makes it BRAZIL?
I too get sense ✌️😂

7. Teacher: People without legs can't d!e why?
Me: Because they can't kick the bucket 😎
Omo my wisdom the overflow ✌️😂

8. I might be a fôòl o..😎 but I know that the spelling of 'W' starts with 'd'
🚴We move..😂

9. You flashed me and I called you. instead of you to talk you are telling me to guess who is speaking..😵 the thúnder that will fire you ba..is still wearing boots..😂

10. Amaka don go tickle bike man🚴..May their soúl rest in peace 😂😂

11. Nigeria recession and hardship no dey affect biscuit companies o..Dem go just remove one or two biscuits from the sachet and continue 🚴 market 😂

12. As you are reading this just have it at the back of your mind if you don't have NIN, there will be no food on my wedding for you o😎😂
I can't be feeding unknown citizen

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