08/07/2025
Things that define Africans
1. Urinating behind the latrine 🚽💦
2. Wife sleeping next to the wall 🛌😴
3. Keeping brooms behind the door
4. Believing rich people have a snake 🐍😁
5. Believing old people are witches
6. Being asked if you're going out when you take a bath
7. Keeping special plates for visitors
8. Counting meat pieces
9. Attributing deaths to enemies
10. Counting money after ATM withdrawals
11. Associating beautiful wives with prostitutes
12. Reserving special chicken parts for husbands
13. Removing shoes in muddy areas
14. Buying new clothes for Christmas
15. Testing microphones
16. Sweeping compounds for visitors
17. Looking left and right before crossing one-way streets
18. Reusing plastic bottles
19. Reserving special chairs for husbands
20. Feeling proud sitting next to white people on buses
I am proudly African