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13/07/2024

MME ANYỊÑ UNAM KE IBIBIO_ NAMES OF ANIMALS/ INSECTS IN IBIBIO LANGUAGE

1) N̄KUKUÑKPỌYỌRIYỌ - LOCUST
2) BOMMON̄KUKU - CUCKOO BIRD
3) IKRỌK - QUAIL
4) ATAAD - WASP
5) ATAKTAK - GRASSHOPPER
6) ITUEED - LEECH
7) ISOBO - CRAB
8) NSIAK - WEAVER BIRD
9) UKARAKPA - ANACONDA
10) AKWỌỌK - BEE
11) EBU - TERMITE
12) AKIKỌN̄ETO - WOODPECKER
13) N̄KỊDIKỊD - OWL
14) ESỌ - SPRINGBUCK
15) IKPEYEN - SCORPION
16) NTIFỌD - BEETLE
17) UTAI/AFFIOM - CROCODILE

09/07/2024

AKWA IBOM O’CLOCK
Our time don lap k’usung mainstream & the whole world is aware! Mek una drop flowers o! cuz e no easy God bless everyone doing the most to put our state of origin, our hood, language, hustle spirit, way of life (Eduwem), sounds, culture & most importantly the food. Na we dey run am! They will soon congratulate us again!

07/07/2024

Thank God akpasa is back.

06/07/2024

*WHY MEN ARE IMPORTANT ??*

1. You can't spell *(Madam)*
without the *(Adam)* in it

2. Neither can you spell *(Woman)*
without the *(Man)*

3. You also cannot spell *(Female)*
without the *(Male)*

4. Nor spell *(She)*
without the *(He)*

5. You most definitely cannot spell *(Mrs)*
without the *(Mr)*

6. When a *woman* is seeing her monthly flow it's called MENstration *(men)*

7. When she's old and don't see her monthly flow it's called *MENopause* *(men)* ...

8. Manicure*(Man)

9. and finally, in prayers, we continue to say *(Amen)*
and not *(A-women)* ...

Dedicated to All Wonderful *MEN*
Respect *Men* 🙏

01/07/2024

Happy New month my people. You all are welcome to your wish fulfilling month, may the rest of the the month be better than the rest ijn 🙏🏻
Nolly stars

09/05/2024

His landlord sent him and his family packing because he could not renew his house rent.

He then applied for loan from the manager of the company he was working for, but the loan was not approved.

He contacted the influential man in his community, but could not find help. He then called his relatives on the phone , but no one helped him.

He went to Facebook and posted, seeking for help, but the only thing he got was: 2likes and 0 comments.

He became frustrated and sent 120 messages to friends on his contact list, asking them for support of N100,000. Unfortunately, only 10 people responded to the message. Six out of the 10 said they had nothing to give. Only one out of 4 people gave him N20,000, but the rest kept apologizing and eventually stopped picking his calls.

The landlord locked the house!

His family were thrown out and left at the front door of the house with their belongings.

He became more frustrated!

He went everywhere in search of help but could not find one until nightfall.

As he made more effort in the dark, looking for solution, a truck ran over him and killed him instantly.

The next day, news of his death spread everywhere.

His Facebook friends made 2220 posts on his wall, mourning his death and expressing their admiration for him.

The landlord immediately ran to open the door for his family to go in to receive mourners.

The influential man who earlier refused to help him, took some food items and groceries to the family to cook for the mourners.

Preparations for his burial began later and his friends, who formed a committee raised N1,200,000 through donations to feed sympathizers that will be coming from different places.

His co-workers also raised N300,000 to collect booths, chairs and other items.

Where Is Our Humanity?

19/03/2024

Next time you are leaving a rented hotel room,just do this to stress them small🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

18/03/2024

MY PPLE I GREET OOO...
TALKING ON MATTER.

Italian Relationship:
1st day= S*x
2nd day= S*x again.

French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = S*x
3rd day = S*x again

British Relationship:
1st day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = s*x and more s*x

American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= S*x

Nigeria Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss.
13th day= Long kiss.
14th day= Tried to have s*x but failed.
15th day= Tried to have s*x but quarrelled
16th day= Didn't talk to each other.
17th day= Malice till the next day.
18th day= The man called but the woman didn't pick.
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: "what is it?"
The man apologized and she replied: "Leave me alone, am not your type of girl".
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology.
21st day= Hug.
22nd day= Long hug.
23rd day= Kiss.
24th day= Long kiss.
25th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman said until he buys the phone.
27th day= Tried to have s*x but the woman asked: "where is the phone? You are not serious, call me when you are serious".
28th day= "R**e".
29th day= Police case.

Story end 😔😔

16/03/2024

No one cares to know your situation work hard.

14/03/2024

My wife took my phone and deleted my girlfriend, Naomi's number and saved her own number as Naomi.l didnt know that someone had told my wife about Naomi,I then got an SMS From Naomi asking for money 2,000 naira .I rushed to my wife and lied to her that I need 2,000 naira for an emergency. I told her that my brother is sick and he needs the money urgently.
My wife gave me the money and I rushed to send it to the account number written in the message. When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Naomi had received the money.
I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the money. Her response was, "Call me now."
I went outside behind the house to make a call.eeeh
You can imagine my horror face when i heard my wife's voice instead of Naomi,
It's been three days am still standing outside.
I don't know how to get back into my own house!!!

Any advice plz.... for him but my own subjection is that if you are doing this you better stop before it gets out of hand you reading this there is no gain in carrying different women or different guys when you are still single once it master you it won't stop

03/03/2024

Rip 🪦 Mr ibu 💔💔, 2 Nigeria celebrities don kpai for this new month 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ just 2 days . March be good 🙏🙏

19/02/2024

Yes, unfortunately, it is true that Mish, the Nigerian musician known for his hit song "Akwa Ibom Ayaya," passed away on February 15, 2024. Reports indicate that he died in Abuja, Nigeria. While the cause of death is not yet officially confirmed, the news was confirmed by a family member.

This is very sad news, and his passing will likely be felt deeply by the Nigerian music scene and his fans.

RIP Uyai Akparawa Akwa Ibom 😭😭

Comr Prince Edo Mdmss

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