Victozy jokes

11/06/2025

May God bless all de hard working men out der

08/09/2023

1. A kiss can Reduce or Remove Anger But when it's too deep, it can Remove Cloth, pant and bra...😋😋😋 But sometimes if you try it when someone that's not in the mood it can bring hot slap😂🙆‍♂️
2. Some girls be like "I don't like fake guys"
My sister is that Brazilian hair you are
putting on ur own?
Is dat ur long eyelid ur own?
Or is your colour your own?
Yes you, am talking to you, I mean u sister
don't look back😂
3. Chai today I was busy deleting ugly
people on my list before 2023...
I almost deleted myself😂😂
4. Nigeria parents be like, remind me to buy
your cane before we get home
Am I mad?😂
5. Then bill gate said to me, please sign this
autograph for me, I woke up immediately
put on my Italian suit and went back to
sleep
How can I dream this dream with ordinary
singlet and boxers.😂😂
6. If you know u lost ur 100,000 Naira tied
with two rubber band, please send me ur
number so that I can direct u where u can
see the rubber bands😋😂
7. At the ATM today, a woman was trying to assist one slay queen to operate the machine and then saw that it was her husband's card
Come see wahala 🤔
I can't separate this fight mpo,I'm going home🏃‍♂️😂
8. If you're arguing with your girlfriend
and she respond by sayings "listen young
man "
Just know she has a sugar daddy😂
9. Do you know mouth odour has two major advantages amongst others?....
First,it Separates a fight quickly
Secondly,it wins every Argument.
😂
10. 2hrs in Lagos traffic can turn everyone
in a bus to family friend... I now know that d
woman sitting beside me has 2 kids and her
neighbor is a witch.😂
11: My hand don dey pain me. As you are laughing while reading this post, That's how this month will be filled with LAUGHTERS in the name of God AMEN.☺️

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08/09/2023

I wonder how ASHAWO dey take survive this hard economy, if u be ASHAWO send ur aza make i credit u 5k, only ASHAWO ohh 🥒💃

30/06/2023

Please I need 17 ppl to com to my house & watch movie with me. I wanted to watch it alone but they said 18 & above🤔🤦

21/02/2023

BE YOUR OWN BOSS.

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10/09/2022

Victozy JOKES
1. Upon all the beg wey I beg September, since morning I never chop 😭

2. Person wey I dey look up to dey call me boss 😑

3. Americans: What's the Outcome?
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British: What's the Result?
*
Africans: What's the Outcome of the Result? 😂😂

4. Your boyfriend will ask you "Where are you", so he can know where to go eith his main girlfriend but you're there with your B!g head thinking "Awwnn he cares about me"😐

5. E be like FG don make mistake transfer ASUU money give NEPA o because I'm not understanding the steady light again
🙄😳

6. You fit build house make I buy am ........Ma ko girigiri bami abeg🌚

7. Single and Happy Don get belle... Shey oko Orun lofun eh Loyun ni 😇🙄
🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

8. ⚠️ Always have cord in your pocket in case anybody move mad😑🤝

9. Short slim girl are the best...you can carry them around your house like a laptop 💻🙆‍♂️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

10. Some African Parents will be like ‘I will not place curse on you, but whatever you do to me your children will do you same. Is this one a proclamation or a declaration??😒🤷‍♀️

11. I want to leave Nigeria and go back to Imo state Cus poverty full this Country too much.🤧🤧
😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😩

12. Behind every married man losing weight, there's a Pregnant side Chick threatening to inform his wife...🙆‍♂️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

13. Kpomo is the reason Nigeria is not competing in the leather industry. We are eating our Gucci bags.🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

14. me as a Pastor**
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This Your Matter don tire me o
You sure say una no get herbalist for village so🤕🤲
🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️🙆‍♂️

15. A black man with a pink cap enters a pink compound with black gate... Legend 🙌👌
😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜😜
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29/08/2022

🤣🤣🤣🤣 victozy jokes fully back again😁😁😁😁😁😁
1. When girls run out of cosmetics, the next thing they do is to update MAKE UP FREE DAY, LOVING IT ALL NATURAL.......
Aunty be there deceiving yourself🙄😅😅😅

2 Scientists says that sweat from a bleaching girl's armpits can turn red handkerchief to blue.....only science student can relate😒😒😒🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

3. The energy girls using in holding their stomach when taking pictures is enough to power Nigeria 24/7😎😎😎

4 When a short person gives you money, it can be described AS SHORT TERM LOAN 😭😭😭

5. Just because I borrowed pen from the cashier and I forgot to return it, only for me to get home and received a debit alert of #70 first bank, my God will judge you people😢😭😭😭

6. The moment you are about to enter the church and you hear the pastor saying BRETHREN, LET US PRAY, THE DEMON IS ABOUT TO COME INTO OUR MIDST.....bros be jogging home🙆🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

7. Malaria drugs that was #250 is now +..... hmmmm, walahi i swear if I lay my hands on any mosquito now ehhh, they will regret being a mosquito😒😒😠😠😠😠

8. Research has proven that short people can sweep without bending down😲🙆🙆
bros nahhh play nah, stop stoning me😂😂🏃🏃🏃🏃

9. Dear guys, please stop having s*x in the kitchen because this is the reason some babies are now having "yam legs, fry pan head, and potato fingers"
yeeeeeee!😲 who stone me 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

10. All the relationship that started with CAN WE TALK always ends with WE NEED TO TALK.
Don't argue with me, we aren't mate🙄🚶🚶🚶🚶😃

I swr that if I skip without liking this post my phone will lost. Remember you've just sworn o🤣🤣
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29/08/2022

Again,How to Draw Spongebob

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27/08/2022

Laugh until you forget your name 😂

1. A blind man👴 was telling me I'm watching your future💨 I just wonder the eyes he use.... Even me wey get I never see am..

2. Relationship stress will make you call MTN without any complain👀👀👀

3. Congratulations🙌🙌 I won bet9ja
Last year June👶👶 ............
No vex its just remembrance🚶🚶🚶

4. Someone told me he's my friend on Bluetooth🚹🚹 and I told him that I have his number on playstore👥👥
He blocked me immediately.... I thought we were doing illiteracy competition 👅👅👅

5. Church service in anambra today will be like:::
Pastor:. Plate the lourd
Members:. Harrerulah🙌🙌
I come in Peace🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

6. Not every pregnancy come with '$baby can I love you' some come with 'let me see the color of your pants' 😆😆😆

7. It's not by force to speak english😧😧💀🐑🐽🐗🐭🐧🐇🐅 which one is ARREST MY CASE
🏃🏃🏃

8. Some people are just too wicked👹 just to use their finger to react na problem. Even comment na war
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25/07/2022

If soap and water makes the body clean, then what makes the towel dirty after bath🤷

U re free to use a calculator 🤣🤣🤣

11/07/2022

You think you have problems?😳

Someone out there has a phone that shut down at 90%🤦😭😭😂

11/07/2022

Lesbian's relationship goes well until the husband gets pregnant 🤰😂😂🚮