06/04/2023
FRESH JAPA STARTER PACKS.
The Japa wave comes with a lot of similarities and it now seems like if you don't involve yourself in these traits when you relocate abroad, your Japa is not japa-ring:
1) Always on Jackets: Whether Summer, winter, autumn or spring, you must never make the mistake of posting a picture without your jackets.
It doesn't matter if the sun is frying you, just wear jacket and post for us.
2) iPhone: You see that your Tecno smart 3? Find someone you'll give it out to because if you're not using an iPhone in "saner climes", you have not arrived.
3) Japa discouraging videos: When you're there, never fail to make videos warning us never to come over there. Don't forget to tell us that it's not as good as we think it is. You alone deserve to be enjoying the privileges of Japa.
4) Always take pictures of your food: Maybe you're out and was served Fried salmonella, powdered garden egg and roasted yam chips, make sure you take the pictures and let us know that you got everything for equivalently 300 in naira.
5) Faux Home sickness: Bro, sis, you have to complain everyday on your socials. You have to let us know how much you're missing Naija food and how you can pay anything to let someone waybill egusi to you over there.
If you don't, how would we know that there's no place like home?
6) Automatic change of accent: Once you get there, try to meet the body in charge of voice and accent optimization, Room 37. They're going to fine tune your accent to sound more "Japa-ish" in less than 1 week of relocation.
This way, you can let us know with your numerous videos that you ain't finna wanna gonna, innit?