Mich Bisky comedy

07/07/2025

SWEET JOKES FOR YOU
1. Please can we not postpone this year new year 🤔 cus the way I'm broke now ehn I'm not even sure if I will bath that day 🤷🤷🤣🤣🙄🙄🙄.

2. When you are ugly and Rich some girls will be like " I love him so much his spirit is so cute " my sister when did you become a ghost that sees spirit 🙆🤷🤷🤣🤣🙄🙄

3. Don't allow your friends success on social media to intimidate you, visit them and you might end up buying garri for them🚶🚶🤔🤔😜😜😜.

4. This palliatives I'm hearing everywhere Biko is it a new pandemic or musician 🤷🤔🤔🤔😂😂😂

5. I stopped smoking w**d the day my Mommy, my daddy, my mama, my papa, my mother, my father and my parents told advised me to stop smoking......
I'm very obedient 🚶🚶🚶✌️✊✊😂😂.

6. Cynthia just tag only me in a post feeling pregnant and my Dad liked it 🙆🙆 up till now I'm still outside 😭😭😭😆😅😆😅.

7. Some people spell Xmas because they can not spell ordinary krinxmans 🤔 lazy Nigeria youths 🚶🚶😂😂😂😂

8. The reason why I have not buy that iPhone 16 is because I don't like pictures if not how much are they selling it 🤔😆😅😂😂😂.

9. No be every boy wey carry cross bag get money, some are just putting their charger inside looking for any opportunity to charge 🤷😂😅😂😅😂😆🤔🤔.

10. If after reading this jokes you still don't laugh 🤷 you don't need jokes dm let me give you one bag of onions 🙄🙄🙄🤣🤣🤣

11. Haba why you wicked like this na , ordinary like or comment on my profile picture you no wan drop🤷

17/06/2025

1. I cālled her last night and told her, " I miss u honey!" and her mother replied, "honey is sleeping, you're talking with the bee!"🤣🤣
2. If u have curves, it'll show clearly from ur picture without you stressing🙄, stop standing like you're playing corner kick😂😂
3. Employer will be holding ur Cv, birth certificate, health report, school certificate and still be asking u "tell me about yourself"
Me: I'm a Cūltist, sir😬😂
4. One slay queen sent me a message,,👉🏼"dating is a west of time"
And i replied her👉🏼"it is north true"
🤣🤣🤣
As im talking now she has bl0cked me🤣
Weytin concern me🤣
5. If you like stay away from relationships.
Whenever you are ready they will still brēak your heart 💔😂
6. "You may kiss ur Bride" should be used only for v!rgins. Others should be told "You may continue from where you st0pped "😂
Do you know Jimax
7. This morning I saw a group of people surrounding a bus and shouting, "Give me my change o!" I rushed & and joined them..... I collected 1K 😂
8. Date her 👩‍❤️‍👨 and you will find out why you met her single..Some ladies deserve to be single f0rever😂😂
9. Being an African man is so cool. You refuse to give your relatives money 💴, they blāme your wife😂💔
10. Not all lips are meant for kissing. Some are meant to cool porridge 🤣🤣
11. Nothing hūrts more than having a boil in your two armpit, nobody will want to børrow you money because you will be walking like a rich man😂
12. Dem slāp eyewitness for eye.. 🙉
We still dey wait make the eye clear make him talk wetin him see.😂😂
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31/05/2025

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31/05/2025

Once upon a time…
゚viralシ

Victor Osimhen woke up one morning and decided gravity was no longer his mate. During a crucial match, as a cross floated into the box, Osimhen took off—not like a normal footballer, but like someone whose village people had mistakenly given him wings.

By the time he reached the peak of his jump, spectators were already adjusting their phone cameras to panoramic mode. The referee checked VAR to confirm if he had used a trampoline. Even Ronaldo, watching from home, adjusted his TV brightness, thinking his eyes were deceiving him.

Scientists are currently in the lab, running calculations. Some say Osimhen trained with astronauts. Others believe his ancestors whispered “go higher” into his ears before the match. Meanwhile, the ball? It’s still trying to understand how it got headed from that altitude.

And that, my friends, is how Victor Osimhen turned football into an aviation experiment.

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30/05/2025

🌹☠️

1. I wonder why married women don't sh@ve their priv@te p@rt , even my neighbour’s wife.
Maybe I should tell her husband to tell her.
proffemmy❤️✍️.

2. I'm a virgin and none wants to believe that, simply because I have two kids.
People and trust issues.....

3. "Harder , harder" has k!lled more men than malaria . Do ur best, stand up and leave the rest for another brother.
Pls u can't finish it

4. If you are looking for wife material pls go for a lady above 30 bcos their sense has come back to normal.

5. My girlfriend has not seen her period since last month .....
Could it be network problem???

6. Something is telling me
Go to the barracks and r**e female soldier.
I need to know if they moan too.

7. Where are those gals that use to call me their husband , when I was small, am ready now.

8. Peter is short , Fred is stingy , John is an illiterate , Emma is broke . That's how Favour clocked 45yrs without husband🙆

9. In NIGERIA , we don't change remote batteries .... We Slap the remote until It behaves.

10. If you look at some girls in the face and look at their legs, you would know reason why Lucky Dube sang the song "different colours one people ."

11. My Oga wife is calling her new baby a bouncing baby boy and now my spirit is telling me to throw him up and see how he will bounce on the ground 😂😂😂

12. Some ladies are very poor in romance, you will hit her with a pillow then boom, she's chasing you with a knife

13. Hehehe
This people that keeps asking can u exchange me for
1million naira, can u slap me for 10million naira, they don't even know that with the present situation of nigeria now i can exchange them with bread and minerals.

30/05/2025

Sit at huz memes 😂😂😂

11/05/2025

11/05/2025

TikTok wicked ooo 😂😂😂😂😂

04/05/2025

1. It’s not only fish & beans that gives you protein oo!😒
When the ATM is counting möney, that “fruuu fruu” sound is balanced diet! 😇🤭😂😂

2. Catching flowers in a wedding doesn’t make you the next bride!🙄
My neighbour Favour has caught up to 15 flowers but she is still sīngle! She now has a garden sef... 🤭😂😂

3. Dear ladies don’t forçe your self on a man... çry and move on. 😶
Even ambulance çry as it moves 😒
*Wisdom oo* 🤭😂😂

4. Sometimes I shake my heäd 💀 just to make sure my brain is still inside, because anything can happen in this country without anybody noticing 🤭😂😂

5. Some ladies are very funny oo, 1Ok lipstick💄 for lips 💋 that çannot pronounce “Ecclesiastes” 🙄🤭😂😂

6. When a guy doesn’t love a girl anymore you will hear “baby, why do you step on my shadow?🙄 Do you want to injurë my spirit” 😳🤭😂😂

7. I will never go out in the night again,😳
Will you believe that I was chasëd by a blaçk nylon last night? 🥲🤭😂😂

8. All these natïve doctors that are sending me friend request.🙄 So me that lëft the village for you people, I no get sensë abi?? 😒🤭😂😂

9. I still don’t understand what “Talent” means...🤔
Because the uglïer you are, the more sweet your voice is...😒
Don’t argüe with me !! Just go to church and see 🙄🤭😂😂

10. Go school, you say school na sçam... Now to fill bank teller you dey swear.🙄 Favour, You’re busy writing “Eleventeen thousänd one hundred & onety one”😶🙆😂😂

11. If you like drop them in front of their house gate 🙄 You will still give them transport fare 🤭 That’s their traditiøn 😂😂...

12. You will ask some ladies what are your hobbies ? She will be like “travelling and shopping!” 🙄 Don’t you have any other hobby that doesn’t cost monēy? Like “trekking, sleeping and çrying 😒😂😂

13.Always appreciate we jokers that take out time to put a smile on your face.
Follow up my profile.
I ❤️ you all.

Bïsky comdey

26/04/2025

FUNNY JOKES 🤭😂😂😂

1... I wan confess abeg, I no fit hide am anymore...😭😩
Na me dey drive that jet for Xender!!😕😒🤭😂😂😂

2...because u met Amadi in an eatery, eating Oha soup, you decided to save his number with *Amadioha*
Sister y?🤣🤣🤣😅

3...Your Bathing Soap is 5k. Pls what are you washing??
Sīn of your forefathers?
Gimme B29 mey I bafu jare ..😆😆

4....I told you someone is related to me and you are asking if its by bløød… No, its by yoghurt😆😆😃

5...Somebody dashed you money and you’re counting it in front of him. Is it that the money is not complete or your sense is paīning you?*😆😆😃😃

6....I can’t wait to get married so that I can be stêåling meat from the pot and my wife will be blåming it on the children …😆😆

7...Seek first her account number and her phone number will be added unto you
Book of Rōmäñtic 19:2…😆😆😃

8...welcome to Nigeria where a lady dåtes Peter,get imprēgnātē by John, Samuel pays the damāge, Lucas rises the baby and Vincent marries her..😆😆😃

9...Nothing gives a lady joy than getting home remøving her wig , high heels , brá , girdle , yansh påd , tummy trimmer , make-up …..Omo see fresh air..Make I run b4 someone Stone me..😆

10...That moment wen u sit beside ur mum in church and pastor na say” I want 4 vīrgins to come forward to the Alter.. ur mum started looking at u, not knowing u have exchange ur virg!nity for shawama and Hollandia milk .😆😆

11...FREE_ADVICE_ON
_HOW_TO_KEEP_UR_MAN…
A. Give him space
B. Communicate and trust him
C. Love him with everything
D. Do not chêāt on him
E. Don’t ask for too much
F. Don’t look through his phone because it’s prīvāte..
!
!
!
FREE_ADVICE_ON
_HOW_TO_KEEP_UR_WOMAN.
A. Give her money!
B. I said give her money!!
C. Don’t førget to give her money!!
D. You must give her money!!!
E. No question, my brother just give her money.

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26/04/2025

😄 FUNNY JOKES 😄

1. Bag of cement is now 10k😞 omo things Don dey cøst for my area 😩😧😇😁

2. Una don start again😭 Na Who give Bill Gates my number😬😠

3. Omo to be side chiçk k no easy oo😣 na back of fridge I hide since yesterday 😅😆

4. If you are single and no one is texting you, please go offline you are making the network to be slow😊😊😃

5. Having rich friends is not easy😩 they told me to buy 2 bottles of Hennessy while coming😡🙅

6. I hātē it when some website ask me ' are you human ' 😬😬 no I be mango 😄😙

7. I know I don't know u, but I have seen a vision 😒😏🙌 your data will soon fiñish😵😳😜

8. Guys will you believe I was drünk yesterday and I told my landlord to inçrease the rent😶😞 oh no what have I done😩😖😖

9. Seeing people walk out of my life is very paînfül😭😭😞 I want them to run😂😁😊

10. Shāving stick is now 400 Naira 😤 I will b0il water and do it the chicken way😄😅😆

11. You see that your plan without money😕 nah plantain 😨😆

12. There are two types of phone, iPhone and Samsung. The rest Na calculator😇😆😹

13. Being single is not easy😧 sometimes I throw a pillow at myself and be like 'stop it babe' 😪😏😔

14. Precious which one be say ' s0rry I went to bed early ' 😕😸😼 u way dey sleëp for mat😄😂

15. Physics is a waste of time😟 how can u find a volume without speaker😕

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