Õlãh Mhï Dêh

15/07/2024

15/07/2024

When you marry, marry a forgiving partner, not the one that will drag issues from Nazareth To
Galilee.

🥴😁🙄

24/05/2024

A guy that buy
button phone for himself
and buy iPhone 13 for his girlfriend is called..🙄😩😂😂

14/05/2024

😇 LAUGH WITH 🤭

1. I have done many mistäkes in my lifë 😔, but fïghting in the place where nobody will sepärate us, I will never try it again 🙅‍♂️😒
The idiöt hold my nëck 😩😭😭🥲😂😂😂
2. May we never have an encounter with a dog that doesn’t fear stones. 🥲
I used all my Jackie Chan moves before I finally apply Temple Run today 😩😭😳🙆‍♀️😂😂
3. ME: Baby‚ where are you ?
Favour: Am on my wäay to work‚ my dad is driving me with his Mercedes Benz X-class because his Lexus ES350 is in garage for service. And you dear‚ where are you? ☺️
ME: Well‚ I’m in a Danfo bus sitting behind you. I just wanted to tell you that you shouldn’t pay the conductor‚ I’ve already paid for you 🙄🥱
The passengers burst out into laughter and that’s how she brëak up with me saying I humiliatëd her 😕
Favour, shey na my fäult nii? 🙄😒😂😂😂
4. I think Adam is the cause of our failurë in English Language.......😩😭🥲
God: Adam‚ where are you?
Adam: I am nakëd. 🙄🙆‍♀️😳😂😂
5. Pidgin is the only language where question is mostly the same as the answer 🙄
Question: “Light dey?”
Answer: “Light dey!” 😒😂😂😂
6. She fell in love with an electrician, now the whole family was shoçked 😳... Una say Wahala be like wetin again? 🤭😂😂😂
7. Mathematics was very interesting in Primary school 🥹🥲.....
Until the devil introduced X and Y 😭😭😩😂😂😂
8. “Baby, I can dïe for you” 🥹🥲.. says your boyfriend who uses custard plastic to urinäte at night because he’s scäred of going outside 🤭😂😂😂
9. Dearie 🥰, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend, Love you All 💖

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥

Cutie, Can I get a Friend request from you, please I’m begging, just a Friend réquest🙏😢😭
Please🙏Open My Profile and Add 🥺😔
☞ Õlãh Mhï DêhÕlãh Mhï Dêh

14/05/2024

✴️ LAUGH WITH 😁

1. A man who really loves you will be by your side🥹‚ no matter how many mën you go out with🥲‚ and this man is your Dad.🙄 Favour, It’s not me! 😒😂😂😂
2. Deep down I want to touch an electriç fence to see if it’s working🥹🥹... But sometimes I forgive myself...🥲🤭😂😂😂
3. Teacher: “Construct a sentence using the word “sugar”
Pupil: “I drank tea this morning”
Teacher: “Where is the word- sugar”🙄
Pupil: It is already in the tea...!!” 🤭😂😂😂
4. Precious, Just because I asked for your number‚ you’re already acting like queen of England. 😏🙄
Sister listen‚ asking for your number doesn’t mean I will call you...😒 Sometimes I just like keeping new contacts 🥱😂😂😂
5. TEACHER*: John is climbing a tree to pick some mangoes. (Begin the sentence with mangoes)
Student: Mangoes‚ John is çoming to pick you...😂😂😂
6. TEACHER: Name the nation people hatē most
Student: Exami-nation....😒😂😂😂
7. Teacher: Class! How can we keep our school clean?
Me: By staying at home ma... 🥲🤭😂😂😂
8. It is only in Nigerïa that some guys will boäst with povërty...🙆‍♀️🙆‍♀️
Some guys be like: “I have been wearing this belt for 7 yeärs and it is still strong...” 😒🤭😂😂😂
9. Nobody views your WhatsApp status than your ex 🤧🥲
I’m talking from experience oo 🤭😂😂😂 Favour abeg lemme 😒

Dearie 🥰, If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend, Love you All 💖

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥

Cutie, Can I get a Friend request from you, please I’m begging, just a Friend réquest🙏😢😭
Please🙏follow my page Õlãh Mhï Dêh😥🙏
☞

14/05/2024

Cutie 🥰🤩 LAUGH jhoor 😂 😁😁

1. I Saw a Science Student Crying
Me: What's The Matter☹️
Her: Matter is Anything That Occupies space and Has Mass
🚶I just left

2.BREAKING NEWS
A baby was born laughing
With 4 abortion pills in his hands
🙆🤷

Grace just dey play 🏃🏃🏃🏃

3.Married men will be watching football at a bar with their side chick and💁 still screaming that the referee is cheating

4.I hate talking to Indian's, especially those with Red dot on their forehead😂I think they are recording
🏃

5.When relationship is new 🤣
Boys will be like "babe have you eaten tomorrow"
🤭

6.Being an African man is so cool. You refuse to give your relatives money they blame your wife
😂💔

7.I hate people who make jokes about short pple🤧Do you know that short people can sweep the floor without bending

8.My roommate stole my girlfriend's contact from my phone🤧the idiot is sending love messages to his own sister

10Na you rüsh go prømise your papa fïrst cläss & 8A’s 🙄...
* Me I ønly prømise dem say “I NO GO JOÏN ÇULT * 🥲😂

11.Guys be carefül out therë if your gïrlfriend tëlls you to go with her thät her parënts wänt to meët you‚ no greë oo na bag of rice you wan go büy likë thät 😒😂

12.Biology teaçher: Whät cän be føund in a çell ?
Gõdy: Prisonërs
Teaçher: Gët out of my cläss. 😂😂

13.Withøut lashës møst of y’all loøk likë thïs: “🌝” 😂

14.Imaginë livïng aløñe‚ At nïght you were bathïng withøut light and your soäp fälls to the grøund‚ you triëd to piçk it üp but becausë of darknëss you couldn’t fïnd it‚ jüst then...a händ tappëd you and handëd you the soäp. Whät wïll you do ?
Faintïng is alløwed... 😂

15. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄 heaven is far from you 😏🤦‍♂️ for those of you planning to go without reacting may you drink garri and sugar uncontrollably 😁😁🤷🏃🏃

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14/05/2024

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