18/08/2026
Dear future husband, my money is my money and your money is our money. If I buy land, that's my property but if you buy land, that's our property. If I ever use my money to pay bills, you are paying me back because it's your responsibility not mine. You are going to sponsor my siblings to any school of their choice and you must take care of my parents. You must allow me to live my life and do whatever I want. Making love will only be when I'm in the mood. If you are ever in the mood, endure because konji never killed anyone. I'm not going to cook, wash or do house chores, we can bring your siblings to do that for us. I don't want to carry pregnancy so that I don't lose my beautiful body and you must be paying me monthly allowance. These are my terms and conditions.
If you ever come across any woman like this, please kîll her and throw her corpsè into the river niger. It's better you go to jail than allowing such human to exîst