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Funny story of the week 🤣When Musa was in JSS2, his teacher always yēlled athim, calling him a wãste of product& fâilúre...
27/08/2025

Funny story of the week 🤣

When Musa was in JSS2, his teacher always yēlled at
him, calling him a wãste of product
& fâilúre in life".....
One day, Musa's grandma came
To school to check how her grandson was doing. The teacher told her quite frankly that she had never seen such a dúmb boy all her life before; & advised her to withdraw him from school, because schooling for
Musa would be a total wãste of time & môney.
The grandma was
shøcked at the teacher's cômment
She withdrew her grandson from the school & relocated him to Maiduguri..

**** 25 years later****
The teacher was diagnôsed with a cançer.
All the doçtors she met advised her to do sürgery & its only a certain doçtor in the whole of Nigeria(practicing In Maiduguri) could perform by this procedure) with no alternative, the teacher agreed to have the sürgery .Fortúnately, It was successful. When she woke up some hours after the sürgery, she saw a handsome
young doçtor smiling down at her. She was on artifiçíal
respiration from a maçhine that provides her oxygen.
She wanted to thank him but could not speak. She looked side ways and suddenly began to express shøck & her face started to turn påle; she frantíçally made attëmpts to raise her hand & tell the doçtor somethin but couldn't talk. She strúggled, she foúght-hård but couldn't talk, then she gave up d Ghøst & dīed. The young doçtor was shøcked. He triéd to find out what's wrøng.
Eventually, it was found out that it was Musa (working as a cleaner in the høspital) who had disçônnected the teacher oxygen maçhine to connect his phone charger.

Lol
Wait ooooo... .. Don't tell me u thought Musa became the doçtor.....

If I hear.... This is not Nollywood movie ..... Ooooo
fôrget!!!' I said Musa no know book, periød!.😂

🚨 Breaking News 🚨💔💔The Nigerian Police Force is reportedly set to award VeryDarkMan (VDM) the sum of ₦10 million after h...
24/08/2025

🚨 Breaking News 🚨💔💔

The Nigerian Police Force is reportedly set to award VeryDarkMan (VDM) the sum of ₦10 million after he bravely saved the life of a driver who was sh0t during a kidnap attempt yesterday in Edo State.

According to eyewitnesses, VDM was traveling when he witnessed the incident. The driver had already been gunned down and left helpless, but VDM rushed to the scene, carried him, and took him straight to the hospital. He was even willing to follow the kidnappers into the bush if not for the crowd that stopped him.

Now, Nigerians are hailing him as more than a content creator — a true hero who risked it all for others.

✨ Moral Lesson: Real heroes are not those in movies, but those who risk everything to save others.

Victory Eberechukwu Okwubuo
Vic

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23/07/2025

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At some point in life, someone must use you for you to succeed.Yes, we all said Mark Angel “used” Success and Emmanuella...
20/07/2025

At some point in life, someone must use you for you to succeed.

Yes, we all said Mark Angel “used” Success and Emmanuella — and maybe that’s true. But look at the flip side… can you deny that their lives got way better because of him?

Aunty Success and Emmanuella still make millions monthly. Still riding on the platform he built. Still benefiting from the fame he gave them.

Even MC Mbakara employed someone Peller rejected. You think he’s not using her? Of course he is — but guess what? She’s also cashing out while being “used.”

Truth is, nobody will help you grow just for vibes. You must be useful to them too. That’s life.

Moral lesson: Let them use you — as long as you’re also making something while being used. Everybody wins. 💯💼🔥

Victory Eberechukwu Okwubuo
Vic Vic

To avoid s|aves eating fruit like apples, pineapples, oranges, cashews, bananas, sugar, etc.. while harvesting them, how...
06/07/2025

To avoid s|aves eating fruit like apples, pineapples, oranges, cashews, bananas, sugar, etc.. while harvesting them, however they were forced to work consistently on all plantation farms.

2) To stop s|aves from singing their African spiritual songs. Not only spiritual songs also those of war, thus affecting slave masters, as they would motivate them to rebel and f!ght.

3) Lest they teach their children the African local dialects (languages), forcing them to learn foreign languages.

Sometimes s|ave masters would stick an apple in the mouth of enslaved before wearing the metal mask and locking the padlocks so they couldn't talk.

This is just one of the thousands of inhuman treatments our ancestors went through for centuries at the hands of those invaders who gave us Christianity and the religions of mental slavery and brutally forced divisions on Africans.

The Urrata woman watching you walk away with it after promising you that it’s sweet like sugar and its Nwanunu 😂😅
26/06/2025

The Urrata woman watching you walk away with it after promising you that it’s sweet like sugar and its Nwanunu 😂😅

A prisoner was sentenced to death by hanging, but a group of scientists wanted to test the limits of human belief and th...
15/05/2025

A prisoner was sentenced to death by hanging, but a group of scientists wanted to test the limits of human belief and the power of the mind. They told him that instead of a hanging, he would be killed by a venomous snakebite.

To make it more convincing, they showed him a large, terrifying cobra. The prisoner, filled with fear, was then blindfolded. Unbeknownst to him, the scientists used a sharp needle to prick his hand in the same spot where a snake's fangs would strike, simulating a snakebite.

As they watched from a distance, the prisoner, believing he was poisoned by the snake, began to feel the effects of venom coursing through his body.

Despite there being no actual venom, the man’s belief in the snakebite led to his rapid physical decline. Within minutes, the man collapsed and died.

This phenomenon, though shocking, is known as the placebo effect where belief and expectation can bring about real physical outcomes. It illustrates just how powerful the mind can be.

The mind can shape our reality, either for better or for worse. In this case, the prisoner’s belief in his fate was so strong that it caused his body to react as though the bite had truly occurred, even though it had not.

This story teaches us a crucial lesson: our thoughts, beliefs, and perceptions have a profound impact on our well-being. What we believe about ourselves and our lives can either uplift us or tear us down.

Therefore, it’s essential to maintain a positive outlook, as our minds have the potential to shape our realities. Never underestimate the power of your thoughts. Choose to believe in your strength and potential, for your mind can be your greatest ally in overcoming challenges.

BREAKING NEWS 🚨‼️Davido paid veteran Nigerian music duo, Bracket $1-million(N1.6-billion) to perform at his wife, Chioma...
02/05/2025

BREAKING NEWS 🚨‼️

Davido paid veteran Nigerian music duo, Bracket $1-million(N1.6-billion) to perform at his wife, Chioma's 30th Birthday Party in Atlanta🇺🇸 last night 😱

After Bracket had issues with their label and were stopped from releasing new music for 10-years, the industry moved on so quickly and forgot about them.
But guess what? After Bracket's performance at Chioma's birthday last night, Davido told them that he wants them to remix their hitsong, "Yori Yori" and this time feature Davido and they both agreed.

The way Davido carries everyone along is so crãzy. These are people whom Davido used to look up to but due unforseen circumstances, they fell off and now OBO wants to bring them back to the spotlight again.

Even if you don't love Davido's music, you must love his personality

001 For Every Reason 👑💯

"Pr0stitut!on is now ho*kup, Ch@rm is now Grace, B@d character is now mood swings, F@ke life is now packaging, A br0ke y...
15/03/2025

"Pr0stitut!on is now ho*kup, Ch@rm is now Grace, B@d character is now mood swings, F@ke life is now packaging, A br0ke young man is po*0r but a br0ke young woman is a strong woman, Happiness now depends on drvgs, Happiness now depends on drvgs, Drvnkard now see add!ction as excuse to depress!on. Molly is now the real joy giver, Sm0kérs now see it as a means of taking away their pa!ns, Cult!sm is now the norms definition of real men, Money now paddles the canoe of love.
Meanwhile "I'm the table is now the slogan of a lady in relationship. Our old time friends are now strãngers due to change in financial status, Brothers now selecting brothers according to their standards, WHAT A GENERATION"
Morals thrown to the wind,
#

15/01/2025

Psychology tricks

-Stay calm when someone is angry with you.
They may get angrier at first, but later they’ll feel ashamed of themselves.

-Interrupt a conversation by dropping something.
If you can’t get into a conversation, drop a pen or key and bend down to pick it up. This allows you to join the discussion without being noticed.

-Walk someone back to their desk if they’re bothering you.
If someone keeps talking to you at your desk, talk while walking them back to theirs. They’ll wonder how they ended up at their own desk.

-In a group laugh, everyone looks at their favorite person.
When a group laughs, people usually look at the person they like most.

-Arrive early for an interview and chat with strangers.
Chat with strangers for about 20 minutes before the interview to get familiar with the environment, boosting your confidence.

-Stop dwelling on past embarrassments.
If you remember a past embarrassing moment, think about whether the person who saw it even remembers. Most likely, they don’t.

-Start learning with just five minutes.
If you lack motivation, tell yourself to just try for five minutes. You’ll often end up doing more, and even five minutes is better than nothing.

-People associate you with adjectives you use for others. This is called "unconscious feature transfer." If you describe someone as kind or sincere, others will associate these traits with you. If you talk negatively about others, that will reflect back on you.

-If you feel someone staring at you, check your watch. If someone’s looking at you, they’ll likely subconsciously look at their own wrist or watch when you check yours.

-If eye contact stresses you out, focus on the middle of the person’s eyes.

-Several studies agree that compared with men. women tend to place considerably more value on gentle, playful, extended kissing
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29/09/2023

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