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15/10/2019

Watch mr rowllex on stage
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03/10/2019

Blow My Mind Lyrics

[Intro]
It's Shizzi, m-m-magic fingers

[Verse 1: Davido]
Never waste your time, never let you go
Talk down, back-to-back, you’re the best I know
Oh yeah, you dey blow my mind
Blow my mind, blow my mind
For your love, I go change my life
Change my life, change my life (Yeah)
Ye gba, come here do your dance, make I spend ego (We go rendezvous)
Dutty whine, dutty whine for me nice and slow
So many nights I dey wait for my time
To get you all alone for one night
You do me somethin', no lie, I go mad for your touch

[Pre-Chorus: Davido]
I want to do you whatever you want
Freaky, freaky for you
Show me what you're into

[Chorus: Davido, Chris Brown & Both]
Girl, you just dey blow my, blow my mind
Blow my mind (Yeah, yeah)
Your body dey blow my, blow my mind
Blow my mind
Girl, you just dey blow my, blow my mind
Blow my mind
Your body dey blow my, blow my mind
Blow my mind

[Post-Chorus: Davido & Chris Brown]
Yeah, yeah (’Fore you go, I go)
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah ('Fore you go, I go)
Ah, ah (We go rendezvous)
Ah, ah (Make we rendezvous)
Ah, ah (We go rendezvous)
Ah, ah (Make we rendezvous)

[Verse 2: Chris Brown]
When I drink from your water, give me a cup
I ain't just wanna sip
I'm tryna steal your love, I'm guilty of it
I don't give a s**t
About who tellin' all our business when I'm killin’ it
When I’m feelin it
Kissin' and it turn into an animal (Oh)
Yeah yeah, girl, I f**k with a attitude
Angry and you’re dangerous
It don't matter, no
'Cause your body controllin' me
It don’t matter, no
And I know you see the same vision
Nobody gon' change how we livin'
Nobody gon' change how I feel about you

[Pre-Chorus: Chris Brown]
I want to do you, whatever you want
Freaky, freaky for you
Show me what you're into
Ooh, girl, you just dey

[Chorus: Davido, Chris Brown & Both]
Girl, you just dey blow my, blow my mind
Blow my mind (Yeah, yeah)
Your body dey blow my, blow my mind
Blow my mind (Blow my mind)
Girl, you just dey blow my, blow my mind
(You, you, you, you)
Blow my mind
(You, you, you, you)
Your body dey blow my, blow my mind
Blow my mind (Blow my mind)

[Post-Chorus: Davido & Chris Brown]
Yeah, yeah ('Fore you go, I go)
Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah ('Fore you go, I go)
Ah, ah (We go rendezvous)
Ah, ah (Make we rendezvous)
Ah, ah (We go rendezvous, yeah)
Ah, ah (Make we rendezvous)

26/09/2019

A TRUE STORY!

A girl was living with her uncle because her parents died of HIV. She was the only child from her mother's womb. She was educated by her uncle from nursery to class 4 and when the girl was in class 4, the uncle saw that the girl was beautiful. One night, he went to the girl's room and told the girl that if she doesn't play s*x with him, he will chase her from his place and stop paying her school fees. The girl tried to cry to her uncle but he refused to understand. The girl accepted to leave her uncle's place and went to the streets suffering, all the time crying, being hungry, being lonely and the last OPTION she had was to go down on her knees and pray to GOD till GOD answered her prayers. A woman came driving and saw the girl praying. She stopped and asked the girl to enter into the car. She took the girl and took her back to school, bought everything for her like her daughter. The girl completed education and as we talk right now, she has completed University and working at WORLD BANK . Even you, GOD can answer your prayers.

I prophesy to someone reading this testimony, as you share this post in 5 different Facebook groups, you will never share tears and sorry this year!
Don't be heartless to type " Amen "

Don't share if you don't believe in the almighty God! =!

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16/09/2019

funny klowns joke I DON COME AGAIN O!
1. Public disgrace is when u mistakely
pollute (Fart) in the market thinking it will
not sound . All of a sudden it made a joyful
noise my friend u will collect Ancestral
insults. talking from experience
2. . I thought being a Nigerian was stressful
till I met an Arab guy called Soq Madik. I just
wonder how he will mention his name at
job interviews.
Interviewer: Your name?
Guy: Soq Madik
Interviewer : Suck your what?
Guy: Madik
Oh my Gurd!!! I don't know how to faint!
Upside down or sideways.
3. A drunkard falls from the 1st floor of a
storey
building.
A nearby crowd rushes to help him:
Crowd: What happened?
Drunkard: I don't know ooo. Me too I just
arrived.
4. Son: Mum at what age can I go out and
return anytime I like
MUM: Even your dad, never reach that Age.
5. How will somebody go 2 swimming pool
with soap and sponge, If I mention the tribe
now, it will look as if am insulting Oyo girls
6. A jealous girlfriend will zoom in your
picture just to see who is that girl reflecting
on your sun glasses.
7. Women will tell you dat men can lie, cheat,
etc.
But they seem to forget that what a man can
do a woman can do better…
Are you with me???
8. Because your Mum Counted the Meat In
the Soup you are now using your Teeth To
Slim Fit It. Oga Fashion Designer
Well Done
9. That Moment When Your Father Calls You
“Stupid Boy” And You Mistakenly Reply “You
Nkor” My Brother Jejely Pack To The Next
Orphanage Near You.
10. The amount of Beds some ladies has
slept on ennnh is even enough to open a
Government Hospital
Ladies am i right
11. One day i will come to your house with
my family & well wishers with kola nuts and
palm wine to beg u 2 stop tagging me with
99 others, this nonsense has to stop
12. I have a mansion,a bentley a jaguar a
600000 shilling suit and a kangaroo skin
shoes...and 8 bedroom duplex ...
in my phone's gallery
13. Nowadays before dating anyone ask
them to bring a letter of recommendation
from their EX. You deserve to know who you
are dealing with..
14. Nigeria nurses are so
Rude. They will call you
by your sickness
Oga typhoid where you they go
15. At times u fart and it smells so bad that u
even begin to ask yourself whether your
body is truly the temple of GOD
16. Some girls will shave their eyebrows, n
leave their armpit. Biko are u doing shift
cultivation, crop rotation, or bush
fallowing??
17. So You can't date a guy that is living with
his mother but you can date a man that is
living with his wife....
Sister how do you want your thunder to be
prepared ???
Boiled or fried???
18. How Can You Pay 9k For Dreadlock When
You Know You Can Run Mad And Get it For
Free...
Continue Wasting Money.
19. I'm eating and I asked you to join me as
courtesy demands and you joined me.
U dey craze ni
If you say "Thank You" will you die?
20. Imagine a p**n star who won an award
of the best p**n star of the year and she
was like, "First of all,I will like to thank the
Almighty God for"...For what sister? I
repeat,for what? You dey craze!*
21. That moment u are running around for
food at a wedding and you mistakenly
disconnect the speakers wire with your leg
and All eyes on u. You go bellefull under
3sec...
22. Chinese couple living in lagos gave birth
to a black baby. in anger, HUSBAND asked
the WIFE.... "Chu, why baby black?"
she replied, "we live in nigeria, no
electricity....me hot, u hot, s*x hot.... baby
burnt!"
Click d like button it's free of
charge! Bless you!

27/08/2019

STATE and CAPITAL 😁😁
Snake and carpenter
Abia who am i😂
Adamawa loyal💔
Akwa too long you know 😝
Anambra your Car😎
Bauchi How chip😕
Bayelsa ya nanga😪
Benue my cousin💦
Borno my deal go real🔐
Cross river shakara👊
Delta Asanwa👅
Edo begin sitting 😤
Enugu Hay new goon😏
Imo Old wey rain😇
Jigawa just say💪
Kwara iyonu🚶
Plateau just💁
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