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16/09/2020

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30/10/2018

The other night I was invited out for a night with the " Girl. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the hours passed ad the margaritas went down way too easily
Around 3 a m , a bit loaded, I headed for home. Just as I go in the door, the started up and cuckooed 3 times quickly, realising my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quockwitted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him (even when totally smashed...3cuckoos plus 9xuckoos totals 12 cuckoos=mibnight the next morning my husband asked me what time I got in ,I told home midnight.. He didn't seem pi**ed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one! Then hr said we need a new cuckoo clock when I asked him why, he said ,well, last night our clock cuckooed tree times then said,oh s**t cuckooes4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted

22/08/2018

EXample Of Stupid Questions People Ask . . 1 . When People C U Lyin Down, Wind Ur Eyes Closddy Still Ask :- R U Sleepin ? 2 . When Its Rainin And Some 1 Notices U Goin Out, Dy Ask : - R U Going Out In Dis Rain ? 3 . Ur Friend Calls Ur Home Fone:- Where R U ? 4 . Day See U Wat Comin 4m De Bathroom:- Did U just hav a bath ? 5 . u r standin rite in front of de elevator on the ground floor and dey ask :- goin up ? 6 . bring a bunch of flowers 4 ur sweet heart. and dey ask :- r dose fl wers? 7 u'r on the pueue 2 buy tickes de cinema, a friend saw u and ask:- wat r u doin here a poetry competition asked for a 2-Line Rhyme With D Most Romantick 1st Line There's D Winning Rhymes My Darling, My Love, My Beautiful Wife Marrying U Ruined, My Whole Life I C Ur Face When I M Dreaming That' s Why I Always Wake Up Screaming Kind Intelligent, Loving And Hot This Describes Everything You R Not I Love Ur Smile, Ur Face And Ur Eyes Damn, I'm V Good At Telling Lies

09/08/2018

What Is Love ? Those Who Don't Like It Call It Responsibility. Those Who Play With It Call It A Game. Those Who Don't Have It Call It A Dream. Those Who Understand It Call It Destiny. And Me, I Call It Destiny. You What Will U Call It ?

27/07/2018

24/07/2018

A POOR MAN WAS WORKING ON THE MENROAD AND A RICH MAN WITH LEXUS 470 NOCK HIM DOWN AND THE MAN STUP TO CHECK HU ME NOCK NOCK DOWN AND IF THAT POOR WAS YR BROTHER WHAT WILL U DO TO THE RICH MAN AT THAT POINT ?

23/07/2018

ON MY WAY TO CHURCH ON SUNDAY I ONLY HAVE 20 # FOR MY OFFRIN AND A MADMAN ARK ME FOR 20 # IF U WERE ME THAT WILL U DO