Tobenson School Of Thought Comedy

Tobenson School Of Thought Comedy OUR MISSION! To be the reason you will look at your phone
and smile (while walking) and then,
hit your head on a pole and faint.��

18/08/2022

Tomorrow i'm going to wash our🚶🚶 transformer🌚
It's too dirty biko😒
don't beg me o🙄

18/08/2022

I mistakely ask google when will😑😑 Nigeria belike U.S.A since yesterday🤒🤒 my phone Neva on😭😭😭

FU***NG PROVERBS AND THEIR FU***NG MEANINGS:👉1. Dick wey stand must fall.👉Meaning: in life, no condition is permanent.👉2...
18/08/2022

FU***NG PROVERBS AND THEIR FU***NG MEANINGS:

👉1. Dick wey stand must fall.

👉Meaning: in life, no condition is permanent.

👉2. P***y wey see dick no wet never wan f**k.

👉Meaning: Nothing entices a mind that's not yet made up.

👉3. Small dick wey dey last long beta pass Big dick wey no dey last long.

👉Meaning: a desired commodity is not one that seems valuable but one that is actually valuable.

👉4. Dick wey see fresh, wet p***y no stand get question to answer.

👉Meaning: unconventional act is questionable.

👉5. I wan cm inside, I wan cm inside, pampers money dey?

👉Meaning: No matter how enticing the situation is, never lose focus.

We learn Everyday
No knowledge is a waste 😂😂😂🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️🏃🏽‍♂️

If Egypt was in porthacourt😁Portiphers wife: Joeboy Lap!!🥰Joseph: Maley, wetin sup?🤷‍♂️Portiphers wife; Joeboy, you wan ...
18/08/2022

If Egypt was in porthacourt😁

Portiphers wife: Joeboy Lap!!🥰

Joseph: Maley, wetin sup?🤷‍♂️

Portiphers wife; Joeboy, you wan cap me say you no dey see say my kpekus dey drip for you😉

Joseph: Tarrrrrh✋, disembark from dat careless capping, on how senior man lap the unit con kporrr me ontop ur kpekus, maley na blood over stain😒

Portiphers wife: You Dey Jones🙄? See this smaller oo💁‍♀️. On how i day set compass give u make u for taste wetin ya seniorman dey enjoy, u dey cap vertically☹️ Joeboy u dey fear? Your liver no strong🙌

Joseph: Maleeeey, based on spiritual things and things, make i cap you. Em say give wah belongs to ceaser to ceaser. Your kpekus belongs to my senior man and me Joeboy no get doings for dat kin matter🙅‍♂️😒

Joeboy walks away while Portiphers wife pretends to be sober and sheds fake tears😥
Portipher returns and meet her in dat state😳

Portipher: Banney, wida naa😒? Na wetin make joy soap no come board💁‍♂️🙄,

Portiphers wife: No be your boy, Joeboy, Upon all the bannies for the unit, Joeboy swear say na for my kpekus him wan chook him rod🤦‍♀️🥺

Portipher: Joeboy Lap!!!!!!!!!😠🙄

Joeboy: Senior man, Wida na wetin sup🤨

Portipher: Joeboy, You way I carry from street, make I rise u, make ur future for fine,, u dun dey do do!, dey jump jump!, dey clap clap, dey shake shake waist for where my banny dey😠

Joeboy: I no comprison ur caprisone, cap me the legit😏

Portipher: My bannie cap me say u been wan chop her kpekus😡

Joseph: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh😳🙆‍♂️ senior man, dey person weh play u dat tape, him face no show, him shoe no shine🙅‍♂️🥺

Portipher: Esssssssssss, where you? You Dey try tell me say i Dey cap vertical🙄? On the zero zero hour, i go jazz u down, put am for ur body wotoporiously u no go fit shout die it, I Dey send u go SS3 boys hostel ngwa ngwa👉😒

Joseph: Ahhhh Senior man sympathy🙏😭

Portipher: where you? Die it😠
Infact jazz out😒
💔🤣

27/04/2022

You text your boyfriend❤️ when you are horny💦,
But you only text me when you want votes in one Face of Ojuju contest you’re participating in😒

Favour, my God will judge you😭

I Borrow 'V6' Speaker, Connect, Dey Play Jams🎶😌Make I Just Listen To My Crush Voice Note🎙️Na Break-up Message🥺Chai God🙆‍...
27/04/2022

I Borrow 'V6' Speaker, Connect, Dey Play Jams🎶😌

Make I Just Listen To My Crush Voice Note🎙️
Na Break-up Message🥺
Chai God🙆‍♂️! For High Volume Oh💔😭

27/04/2022

Jesus👑 No Choose Female Disciples📖 Because He Dey Avoid Questions Like "Master🙄 Abeg Wetin We Go Wear Go Galilee Tomorrow💁‍♀️😌"

He Sabi Wetin He Dey Do 🤞🤣

27/04/2022

Me: How Much For Barbing?🙄
Barber: N500😌
Me: Okay, How Much For Shaving?🤔
Barber: N150😉
Me: Oya Shave Me Low Cut😎

27/04/2022

I used to be a quiet person oh😥
Until the day I met my Ex in a bus🚎. It was a bit awkward😫, I didn't say anything to her🤷‍♂️🥺..
Suddenly she asked, "how have you been😍?" I replied "I've been fine😌" then she started laughing🤣 and shouting🙆‍♀️😂
"I knew your mouth would still be smelling!!🤭😒" .. Inside bus oh 💔😭

Me: I will read when NEPA💡 brings light✨NEPA brings light💡Me: Abeg🙏 off light💡 e dey shine me for eyes🤦‍♂️😒
02/01/2022

Me: I will read when NEPA💡 brings light✨

NEPA brings light💡

Me: Abeg🙏 off light💡 e dey shine me for eyes🤦‍♂️😒

Me as a lawyer👨‍⚖️:My Lord👑, my client no just steal the goat🐐. Na naming ceremony dem use am do🤦‍♂️🥺
02/01/2022

Me as a lawyer👨‍⚖️:

My Lord👑, my client no just steal the goat🐐. Na naming ceremony dem use am do🤦‍♂️🥺

02/01/2022

Me As A Surgeon:👨‍🔬

Boss You Sure Say U Enter This Theater With Liver🫁? 😒

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