Yetty gold

07/01/2024

LAUGH WITH ME😂😂

Sunday lãughter 💔🤣😁🤩🥰💖💕

Wahala, Dey..ooh🙆🙆 I Don Die 🙆😭😭😭

This morning my dad gave me 100 naira to polish his shoe dat he wants to wear to work, but i needed money to buy airtime, so i quickly went inside my room and use my vasline to polish d shoe.🙈😌😌

Wen my dad came out to wear d shoe he was happy becoz of d way it was shinning so he said to me🙈
Dad: gody dis aboki really polished dis shoe well oo🤗
Me: yes dad(I smiled)😊
Dad: ok, tell ur mum dat i have gone to work🥰
Me: ok, farewell dad(I was happy)😋😋

It was in d evening & i was in my room watching tv when i heard my dad's thick voice calling out my name
Dad: Gody!!!!!🙄
Me: yes dad!😳
Dad: go outside and take a good look at d shoe i asked u to polish 4 me dis morning!😏

When i got there i could not even recognize d shoe any more😳..🙈it was as if the shoe was a "Dust Magneter" 😆😆d shoe was completely covered with dust, i quickly went back inside😔

Dad: wat did u use in polishing dat shoe🙄🙄
😔I had nothing else to say, so i just told him d truth.. 😞
Me: my vasline🤦🏾‍♂️🙏
Dad: wat happened to d money i gave to u🙁
Me: i i i....(stammering)😶😐
Dad: u wat?!🙄😡😡
Me: i used it to buy airtime😓
Dad: airtime 2 do wat☹️☹️
Me: 2 come online🤨🙏
Dad: ok,😏 u knw wat will happen nw, u will go back online and narrate this story☹️ and the number of likes u get is d number of days u won't eat in dis house😕nd d number of comments u have is the number of strokes u get.😡😡

Abeg 🙏 make una no like nd comment plenty.
My dad is watching 😭😭😭

Follow me abi shey I no dey try🙏😭

Cutie 🥰🤩 All you have to do is to tap on thefollow + button on my profile for more of my jokes🙏

30/12/2023

Hot jokes 🔥... 🥴🥴🥰🤣

1: Girls will be doing shakara with two breast , Dog that has 8 nko..? 🙄🙄🙆

2: when virgin girls unirate you will hear shrisriririrsrishri .....but you see those konga ( well ) , you will hear chloroporororo 🙄🤣🤣

3: Assuming I be girl now I for don use all my breast milk drink Garri finish 🙄😂😂😒

4: Boys will be shouting
“Hustle is for mom"..... Now small 5k you don cāll Ashawø 🥺🥺😴🙄

5: interviewers : if you leave Nigeria what will you miss?
Me: I will miss my flight to come back 🥺♥️😚

6: I can't believe I was fired from my job at the zoo for leaving the gate open ... I mean who can stēal Lion 😭🙄🥺😒

7: “she's rejoicing with the Angel in heaven "
Person wey wīcked for earth .. 😂😴🙆

8: I hāte people who don't check their splening well before they prost 😢🥴😴🙆

9: in mathematics you can win me
But in English “ You is go home " 🚶🚶🙄

10: some people are wīcked ..... You will see two fowl having fun ..... And all you could do is to separate them...
What exactly is your prøblem?? 😒😒😒

11: when you try to pull out and she draw you closer....just whisper in her ear 👂 “ you will raise the child alone"

12: What is ungratefulness??
Ungratefulness is when you finish reading my jokes and you refuse to add or follow this profile for more interesting jokes 🙏👉 YETTY GOLD

27/12/2023

Dearie 🤩🥰🤩 laugh 😁😁😁 jhoor 🤦🤦

😂😂😂😂😂😂
1.A man's shoes👞should always match with his belt...
Say a lady who's face doesn't match her neck😒
Mtcheeew,let me be going jhoor😂😂😂🏃🏃🚶

2.How can we finish s*x and you're telling me "you're the best"...madam who are you comparing me to 😏😏😞😕😭😭😭😭

3.If we're dating and I test you good morning love and you reply " good morning ".the relationship is over😬
Me that I add" LOVE "I'm stupid abi 😒😒

4." Anything for you baby".
That was how Sampson got destroyed by telling Delilah his secrets...
Be vigilant my brother😳😳😳

5.If all girls decide to not have s*x🍆🍑,until they find the cure for HIV/AIDS.
Trust me...all men will find the cure in less than a month😂😂🏃🏃🏃

6.Some people will just finish bathing with bucket and will be saying "I just showered"...
You just bucketed😏

Stop lying😕😕

7.My ex just sent me pics of her kissing her new boyfriend💏 just to make me jealous... Well I'm forwarding it to her dad now😒😒🚶

8.Ladies how do you expect your man to be good in bed when you don't allow him to go outside for training😏😏😂😂😂😂😂🏃

9.A white man will kiss his wife to stop her from talking... Try it with an African woman,She'll still be talking inside your mouth😂😂😂
Ouuch!! Who stoned me😕😕😞

10.Ladies date rich guys oo😂💵.
Is better to cry in Dubai than in your village🏃🚶🚶😂😂😂

Thunder get ready to f!re those who'll laugh and refuse to react😏😏
May your crush rejēct you 😠😠😁😁

Oya share with friends 🤣🤣 don't laugh 🤣🤣🤣 alone tag them 🙏🙏

The problem i have with people😄😄😄 is that they would read your jokes smile & laugh and still refused to react😭😭😭

Cutie 🤩😍🥰 if have made you smile😄😀😃😆 and laugh😅😂🤣😁 I pray God touches your golden heart💜💜💙 to follow me so that we can be smiling together daily 😄😄😄😄 daily 👉 Gõdy Blêss

19/12/2023

GOODNIGHT JOKES 🤣🤣

1. So my girlfriend has decided to dūmp me just because a rat brøught a used cøndøm to my room.
😃😃😃😃😃

2. If she wears her Bra backwards first, and then slides it around, my brother marry that woman.😊😊 she can change ur ūgly story

3)Why does "Visit me" always sound like s£x to many girls?
🤔🤔 🤔

4. The prøblem we have in Africa is that they read your jokes and laugh but they hārdly Comment, but if you don't send them jokes too, Hmmmmm, this grøup is børing.*
😂😂😂😂

4.My uncle picks a fīght with me like he doesn't know how evīl i can be. I'm going to stēal his phone and save my two numbers as "Jenny Sweet" and "Naomi Big Āss" then repeātedly cāll him and hang up at 3am

His wife will do the fightīng for me
Me i don't fīght my elders 🤭🤭

5. Interviewer : Can you handle pressure* .

Me : Yes 😊👀 I owe my Landlord Six month rent allowance ,and I still don't care.
😂😂😂😂😂
L😂😂L

6.*Some girls ehhn...ever since I told this girl that her dress is beautiful...she now wears it everyday*
L😂😂L

7.*Some girls are so lūcky!
First boyfriend Boom🔥 husband!! While some have to dāte all the sons of pharaøh before moses like me comes for rescūe* 😂😂😂
L😂😂L

8. I saw 🧐a group of people 👨‍👨‍👧‍👧surrounding an apprentice n shouting " Gimme my Change!" i joined Dem nd collected #500*🤷🏻‍♀🤷🏻‍♀🤷🏻‍♀

9.*If you are dāting a stīngy guy būy yourself gift and tell your friends he did it. Your Fāke friends will stēal him and sūffer too.*🤣🤣😂😂

10.Breākups are for small girls. Real women will just pause the relatiønship and resume it when the Idïøt is back to his senses 😂 😂

11.What will you gain from this after reading this post without your likes and comment

Cutie 🥰, why døn't you wānna ādd or follow me for more interesting jokes 🙏🥲

Abi i no dey try 😔🤦‍♂️

I pray God touch your heart to add or follow me for more interesting jokes 🙏👉 YETTY GOLD

19/12/2023

😂RIBS CRACKER'S😂

1. Guys before you marry any woman allow her to catch you cheating, if she doesn't kill u then marry her.😉😉😉😉😉

Na so FAVOUR catch me today with NKECHI 🙆

I no fit explain😂

2. Ladies will be calling guys baby and still ask us 4 money, please do baby's have money?🤔🤔🤔🤷🤷🤷

NKECHI and FAVOUR
lemme alone😂

3. A cup of RICE contains 8564 pieces don't buy if it's not complete, I will count GARRI tomorrow😁😁😁😁😁😁

4. Kissing your boyfriend when he's sleeping is one of the gesture of love, but in 9ja ladies will be searching for his chat and text Messages 😄😄😂😂😆😆😆

Aswrz🙆

Favour😂

5. On my wedding day, short people will not be served food. I can't waste my food on people that will not grow again.
Aiii who stone me🙆 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

6. I know a girl who used 7k to snap studio pix Last month just for her birthday, up till now she Has 13likes & 3comments So my sister no be camera if u ugly u ugly.😢😢😢🚶🚶🚶🚶

7. My brother, don't be annoyed when a girl ignores your message.. Most of them don't know how to read and write.🤗🤗🤔🤔🤔

8. On my wedding day, I would surprise people ehn..

Venue : Lagos state
Reception : Nasarawa state

I cannot come and feed the nation mbok🙄🤷
🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶🚶

9. Being a man is not easy, no make up, no wig Nothing ..... If you are ugly, you're ugly, nothing can save you except Money.😚😚😚😚😆😆😆😆😆

10. There is a Relationship am Watching 😂😂
Just One ☝️ Mistake... Just Only One☝️ Fiammm!!!! I'm In!! 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

11. Kids of today can't even study with candle😒 In our time, we study using lightening. Once it flashes "Pyaaa", 3 pages down🙆🙆😂😂😂😂😂

12. Musa!! Oya come here... Na Who Thief one Meat Wey dey Inside pot Wey i deh reserve for your Papa?

Mama I don't Know..ooo Ask Desmond Elliot I saw him using toothpicks this morning 🙆😂😂🤣🤣

13. I Know am Ugly😩😩 but Whenever I Watch Yoruba Movies I feel Free😌☺️😌

19/12/2023

🥵 LAUGH WITH 😁

1. Girls that liked us in Secondary School were the realest 😘. No car, No career🙂. Just Ironed Uniform, football skills and coconut head 🤭😂😂😂
2. Na for school P.T.A meeting you go know say parents dey make noise pass students 😒😂😂😂
3. “When I spoil something”,
> my mom *shoüts at me*
“When my mom spoils something”
>Her: *This thing is fakë * 🙄😂😂
4. I am not a prophet, but I know that Fish bone don hook for your throat before🙃. Yes you... You that is reading this post now. If you lie 🙄😂😂😂
5. Dating a married man is sweet until he tells you to keep quiet, his wife is calling and you will be there waiting like an orphan lizard 🥲🙄😂😂😂
6. Imagine Hausä man acting Jesus while raising Lazarus from deäth be like: “Razalus alaise flom ya gave” 🙉💔😂😂
7. When a girl who’s always indoor get pregnänt...
We congratulate the furniture for doing such a job 🤭😂😂😂
8. Why I’m single?
cuz love is ‘Art’ and I’m a science student
🤧🥲😂😂
9. E Reach My Turn To Be Your BoyFriend, You Dey Tell Me “I Have Seen Hëll with Other Boys”
Favour, Na Me Show You Hëll? 🙄😂😂
10. “A humble prostïtute is better than an arrogant virgïn”
Ashawó don drop quote! 😩🥲😂😂
11. SON: I’m tired if this Grandpa’s sicknëss oo😒 it’s better he dïes...
FATHER: It’s your Father that will dïe not mine 🙄😳
Vawulence oo...😂😂
12. If you’re worried about zero achievement since January, come to think of someone who achieved everything and was burïed yesterday 🥺 God will do a miracle in your life, don’t worry about what might be happening to you now 🙏💛

If nobody cares to talk to you, Just know that you have Me🙈, just appreciate your Favourite, by liking His Post🙏 and adding me as your Friend, Love you All 💖

Hope I have Made your Blessed Söul Brightened🥺😢😥

You wanna be My Best Friend right?🙈😢😥

Cutie, Can I get a Friend request from you, please I’m begging, just a Friend réquest🙏😢😭
Please🙏JUST FOLLOW 😥🙏
☞ YETTY GOLD

18/12/2023

😁 oya oo i don land oo, its been a while we laugh out let do it again 😁

1. How to know the last price in Nigeria, if you waka and they don't call you back, that's the last price, just buy it..🙋🙋🙋😅😅😅

2. They say what a man can do, a woman can do better, as if they can urinate through the window of a moving bus.
Mtchewww😏😏😏😏🙎🏾‍♀️ 😄

3. With the way things are going in this country ehn‚ if thieves enter my house to search for money I will join them....

Because we might get lucky 🙄🤭😂😂

4. In Africa ehn‚ immediately you fix bulbs for your neighbours‚ BOOM !

They will start telling everyone that you’re an electrician and you can fix Transformer 😳🙆🤭😂😂

5. I just bought my first car today and words can’t explain how much I’m lyïng. 🥲🥱🤭😂😂

6. I saw a lady cryïng yesterday at ShopRite because she lost her 15k;

I fell pitied and offered her 2k from the 15k I picked from the floor 🥲

Too much caring no go kïll me one day 🤭😂😂

✍🏻 ✍🏻

7. Who else noticed that English mostly runs äway when you’re in a serious argument ?? 😂

8. A man goes into a library and ask for a book on su***de. The Liberian says "bleep off"you won't bring it back

9. Ochuko:why are u tip toe-ing infront of the chemist?
Akpos:I don't want to wake up the sleeping pills

10. Akpos went for church service and stole the church wall clock after the service. He was caught and was asked why he did that, he responded by saying that pastor preached that God's time is the best.

11. Drivers should pls stop moving the car when we are still trying to enter the car. I almost kissed conductor today.

12. My fear of w**d increased d day a friend got high for the first time, only to get home & began to Introduce himself to his Family.😂

13. Whats this life turning into
How can a Tenant dog chase the landlord out of his house😅😅😂😂

14. Cutie🥰 i know your smile😁 is beautiful and priceless dat why i try to put a smile on your face.cutie appreciate my effort please😁

18/12/2023

LAUGH 😂 JOOR 😁

1. After buying me Pepsi and Biscuits for me🥹, she get mind dey tell her friends that she has been feeding me throughout the cashless period 🥲🙆
Favour, must you lie to show off yourself 😩🤭😂😂

2. I remember those days 🥲🤭
🚴 💨 💨 🏃 Make I ride small
🚴 💨 💨 💨 🏃 Abeg nau
🚴 💨 💨 💨 💨 🚶 God go pünïsh you 😒😂😂

3. Me as a lawyer: “Oga just accept the crïme oo, this one wey judge dey shöut for me over nothing, shey you fit manage dëath by hänging 😒🥲🤭😂😂

4. If na the Yorubà people invent ATM and you go insërt card with left hand😳, the machine go tell you “insufficient home training” 🤭😂😂

5. Fnuny tnihg abuot tihs fackbooek uptdae is taht even tohugh wodrs are mseessed up fackbooek äddiçts can sitil read it... 🤭😂😂

6. I repeät again oo...🙄

“Change your pänt before you enter pool, you no hear, now see...

Favour has turned water into wine 😒🤭😂😂

7. My shortest relationship was with Precious and it lasted for two hours😒,
She gave me her number at 7pm and at 9pm I texted her “Goodnight”, she replied “gewnhyt tew yew tew swyreah😘” 🙆
I immediately deleted her number and block the spelling virüs before it spreads 🏃😳😂😂

8. She said she knows me well...

I said “okay if you know me, how many hair do I have in my A**s ?? 🤭

Favour you go explain tire today 😂😂💔

9. My brother, hustle oo...

There’s a big difference between “Meet my husband” and “My husband is here”. 🤭😂😂

10. I told my new girlfriend Damilola that we should give ourselves new pet names☺️...

So I said I would call her “Princess” because she’s always beautiful and gorgeous🥰.

I asked her what she would call me and she said “Tinubu” 😳🙆 I asked why? and she said “All the things you promised me, you’ve never done any” 🤭😂😂

17/12/2023