07/05/2023
Here are 20 jokes in pidgin English:
1. Why did de tomato turn red? Because e see de salad dressing!
2. Why de chicken cross de road? To go chop dodo!
3. How do you fit four elephants in a taxi? Two for de back seat and two for de front seat.
4. Why de dog go to de vet? E get wahala with e bark engine.
5. How do you make a tissue dance? Put small music for am.
6. Wetin de pepper say to de salt? Nothing, dem no dey talk. Dem be seasoning.
7. Wetin you call de fish wey sabi play football? Lionel Messi!
8. Wetin de doctor tell de sick mango? Make you go chop more fruits.
9. Wetin de horse wey dey play guitar dey sing? "Neighs in White Satin" by de Moody Blues.
10. Wetin de grape say to de banana? "You no dey get any raisins."
11. Why de tomato and de cucumber no fit be friends? Because dem be salad enemies!
12. Wetin you call two birds wey dey in love? Love birds.
13. Wetin de firefly tell de electricity? "You dey try, but you no fit shine like me."
14. Wetin you call de snail wey dey for de motorway? A pedestrian.
15. Wetin you call a man wey dey chop all de food? A fork-lift.
16. Wetin de egg say to de boiling water? "It's gonna take me a minute to get hard, I just got laid."
17. Why de computer dey go to de doctor? E get virus.
18. Why de tomato blush? Because e see de salad dressing.
19. Wetin you call a man wey dey sleep for cemetery? Dead tired.
20. Wetin you call a man wey no sabi swim wey dey for river? Dead man.
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