19/03/2022
MY HEZPEERENZ IN A PARRY ONE SIR-TOUR-DAY.😂
I remember vividly one Saturday darai went for one parry😁
Normal normal, if I dey go for parry like that I dey like drink plenty water in the morning and offload everything I've eaten so that my stomach wee be empty.😅
Ehen nau, so that I go get plenty space chop plenty food and suwalo plenty drink. 😅
I sha don offload for toilet before going for the parry. And when I got there, I started with a plate of Jollof Rice 🍚 & Shikin 🍗
Later, we we were asked if anyone on my table cared for swallow. 🥰 Ah, father Lawd. I never knew you will Favor me this way😁💃💃💃
Nobody raise hand for my table. Ah.😏 I reason am say shey ordinary one plate of iresi don belleful these people like this?🤔
Anyway, they said swallow dey, and every table has pelzin wey collect swallow after round 1. I look at it pe, awa table canor be the only table that wee miss out on this great offa. 😌
I sha raised up my hand☝️ for swallow and became the Representative of my table. 🥰 😁
They sha brought me my dear lovely Amala and Ewedu with Gbegiri. 😋😋😋
One thing about Nigerian parties if you observe is that, the hanimas they put on Rice is different from the one they put on Swallows.
The hanimas on swallow is usually more& bigger than the one on Rice.🥰🍗🍗🍗🐟
Anyway, my amala came with plenty hanimas and I started demolishing this mountain before me. Oluwa ese o😁🙏
Dem dey look me for my table , I no even gree.
I carry nylon for bag wey I go put extra food if I see. So I decided to put even if it's the 2 big meats on my Hamala, inside the nylon.
I was praying the gen go off so I go rush put am before dem on am back. 😂
Bet, gen no gree off, and dem don come my table to wan pack plate.
So I no get choice. I just had to eat the 2 big meats I wanted to take home.😩
I sha finished eating , I step am down with Pepzee toh shewon (feri chilled) 🍾
Few minutes later, my stomach began to do kpurum, kpurumrumrum... 😒
I knew wor woz about to happen, bet I know say I can ever offload this sweet foods wey I just chop. 😏
Laslas, I go jos try p**s alone, I no fit sheet this jollof , chicken, amala with ponmo, fish and meat wey I Jos chop.😏
Ah. It has to stay in my tommy for some days na. At least 3 days. So I wee know chicken dey this body. 😍😅😅
Anyway, off I went to the ladies to urinate. When I got there, brethren, I saw the most shocking tin efa. 😳
As I entered, I was hearing sound from one of the toilets. 😑 I was thinking a lady in there was in pain so I just rushed and pushed the door without thinking, thinking maybe na matter of life and death. 😌
Only for me to be faced with 2 "Woman beans" 😳😳😳
A man and a lady doing totomeleto.😳
I mean having seghua hintacost.
I just ronjuuuu😳 and opened my mouth waaa👄 cos I was shocked. 😳
Why dem no lock door? I just kwikwi say sorry sorry, and Vamooze the place.😅
Omo, I even forget say na p**s I wan go p**s before.
The p**s sef disappear for my body after wetin I see. 😅😅😅
After I got back inside the parry, I sat on another table close to the door where I saw empty sit. I thought about worai just saw and I started laughing 😅😅😅
Then another waiter came to my new table and asked if any one there wanted swallow. 😅
I like food o. 😂 Bet I said no, make I no go chop another food wey go make me go toilet and see another e-see-ku-see😅😅😅
So, have you ever barged in on 2 People having segz before?🤔
Or what's the worst thing you've seen or encountered at a party, event or anywhere before?🤔
Good morning & Happy Weekend.😁😁😁
