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04/02/2023

Nancy my Best friend (2)

Oh I should drink up? Wow dear sister I am full n can't finish this drink alone, can we share I said, Nancy got shocked when I asked if we could share my remaining bottle of drink,she responded with the word God forbid, I smiled and asked her to stand let's go,she was confused and disappointed yet couldn't force me to drink,we went into her car and she drove off,Nancy u act cold I hope all is well? I said smiling,she nodded her head in agreement that all was fine,I was still having my eyes fixed on Nancy's face,I couldn't still believe what I saw, I gently said to her,Nancy what would make a friend that has everything she wants,a friend who has never had to pray n cry just to get something to try taking the life of her friend who has been suffering since birth to survive, shocked n confused this was how Nancy reacted to the question,her hands got shaking as she lost control over the car,hey babe take it easy I screamed, she couldn't say a word,she parked the car by the road and stepped down in fear, Faith your stupid and imaginary question almost cost us our lives she screamed at me,no girl,sorry I didn't mean to, please can we continue our journey I responded,we both didn't say a word till we got to my place where she dropped me and didn't say goodbye,I allowed 3days slide then ordered a pepper snail with juice to be delivered to Nancy,after few hours I got a call from Nancy and her words were,caring and loving friend,my bestivite she teased me, thanks so much girlfriend, I love you,tears rolled my eyes as I couldn't respond to her,I ended the call and texted her, Nancy my Beautiful friend turn Sister, bestie I want you to know that I equally have the opportunity to poison you just like you tried on Wednesday,but no u deserve to live, Nancy response was,I only hated the fact that you are too contented,I wanted to see u begging me for survival I wanted to feel superior but u acted like there's nothing special about me being rich.

25/12/2022

😅 The Høur to Laugh has Çome 😁

1. “Abokï: “Madam 1 Yam na #800 Gaskiä 😕🤷
“Nigerïan møthers be likë: “🙄 You no greë sëll 3 for #350 ?? 🙉😂
2. Whenevër you deçide to tattoø your bf namë on your bødy‚ Just make surë it’s bibliçal namë likë JOHN or SAMUEL so that when he leavës you... You cän just ädd “16 verse 22” 🤗🤣
3. If a lädy givës you her nümber‚ read it baçk to her with one wrøng digït. If she correçts you... It means she’s actuälly interestëd 😅
4. Nevër take your täll gïrlfriend to the zøo‚ the giraffë might stärt çrushing on her... 😹😀😄
5. Pëople wey usë because of 5O4 do ritüal in 1989 no livë to seë VENZA 😆😂
6. The reasøn why I älways sït nëxt to beautifül ladïes in çhurch is simplë.
What if the Pastor says turn to your neighboür and säy... I LØVE YOU !! 😁🤣
7. A friënd in neëd is a friënd in deëd‚ A friënd with wëed is a friënd I neëd... 🙊😅🏃‍♀️
8. He çalled you sweët and you’re blüshing; something that they usë to büy #10... 🙄😹
9. I told her to mäke tea for me and she saïd that salt has finïshed 😳🤭... Precious plëase drøp my këy for windøw‚ am nøt doïng agäin 🏃‍♀️🙆😄
10. Did you çome for Polo or relatiønship ?
Precious tälk to me na !! 😂💔
11. Don’t be carrïed awäy by hër profilë piçture‚ cheçk her NIN piç‚ that’s her reäl façe 🤣
12. If you tëll him your prøblem and he repliës “So whät are you plannïng to do nøw”🙄 My sister just knøw that you’re datïng one of your prøblem 🏃‍♀️😆😹
13. Gïrls 👧 of nøwadays don’t çry on the däy of their weddïng anymorë 🤷 they have wastëd all the teärs in relatiønships. 😅😂
14. Some gïrls are nøt sërious oo; you are sïngle and you’re walkïng arøund with earpieçe... If a guy çalls you now‚ how wïll you heär ? 🥴🙉🤣
15. My händ don dey païn me. As u are laughïng while readïng dis post‚ That’s how ur 2O23 wïll be fillëd wïth LAUGHTER ijn Amen
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22/12/2022

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