06/09/2022
He who refuses to mix agege bread and akara as
a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King
jnr (1788)
•He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala
before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham
Lincoln (1864)
•Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch of
plantain without tasting any - Albert Macauley
(1872)
•Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but
allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty -
Queen Elizabeth (1893)
•Any man who drinks Alomo bitters without
squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael
Faraday (1899)
•Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from
pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not
afraid of anything - Williams Shakespeare (1900)
•Anyone who graduates without experiencing a
strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard
(1904)
•He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut
indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr
Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
•He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried
Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela (1973)
•No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook
yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013)
•Anyone who reads this without laughing is either
looking 4 job or needs deliverance -Barack Obama (2014)
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