16/01/2023
ITS NOT JUST OK UNTIL YOU LAUGHπππππππππ
1.I created a female Facebook account today and chatted my dad.He said he is single and has no kids. Papa why? π’π’π’ππ
2.Who stole my money?
Americans:I swear, I don't know.
Nigerians:I saw Emeka eating suya,I don't know who gave him money ππππ
3.If you borrow cloth π to snap and post on social media. I wonder how you will feel when the real owner comments "this my cloth fits u oh"πππ
4.That moment youβre listening to a song
through your earphones and singing along with
the musician, thinking u have the most
beautiful voice in the whole world
Only to remove the earphone and realise u
sound like a Frog
Shift le me faint ππππ
5.Public disgrace is when you see your boyfriend in a market dancing shakushaku π ti win indomie face cap promo ππππ
6.A woman was beating her son because he did something bad the following dialogue ensued:
Son:Why are you beating me?
Mother:I am beating you because I love you
Son:I wish I was old enough to return the love
The boy no get joy
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7.This everyday rain for my area... Make e no be say another Noah don build ark and dem no invite us o
Abeg check your area for further info biko.... and pls if you see animals walking in pairs, π« πππ«πͺππ π follow them ooo, they might be heading for the ARK. ππππ
8.A day will come when Heavens gate will open and the cloud will change it wants ti rain,Some idiot will think its weatherβ for two not knowing its rapture for one πππ
9.Youth of nowadays eehn.
Last month after church service, I saw a guy lighting cigarette π¬ using fire from the church candle π
I was so shocked that I dropped my bottle of beer πΊ πππ
I hate nonsense πππ
10.Just two days In a relationship you're already calling him "PILLAR OF MY LIFE"
won't u allow the cement to dry πππππ
11.if you're walking with your grandmother and she met her old friend, just find a bench and sleep first ππππ
12.i was shocked at the A.T.M today, Af
