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04/12/2023

😂💔😂U GO LAUGH I SWEAR 😂💔😂

Death came to a guy and said,
“My frnd today is ur day”
Guy: “But Im not ready!”.
Then death said,
“Well ur name is the next on my list”.
Guy: “Okay why don’t
u take a seat and I will
get u something to eat before we go?”.
Then death said,
“Alright”
The guy gave death some
food with sleeping pills in it,
death finished eating
and fell into a deep sleep.
The guy took the list
& removed his name from top
of the list and put
into the bottom of the list…
When death woke up
he said to the guy,
“Because u have been so very nice to me,
I will start from
the BOTTOM of the list 😳😳🙄🙄🙆‍♂️

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03/12/2023

if we dated before I turned 18 you're not my ex . you're my childhood friend

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01/12/2023

Another jokes 🤣🤣
A Man Boarded A Taxi Going Home One Evening but Before The Taxi Took Off, He Saw His Wife entering A Lodge With Another Man🤔He Quickly asked The Taxi Driver, "Do You Want To Make 50,000 naira In Few Mins?".😩 The taxi Man Happily Answered, "Of Course Sir, What Do I Do For You?"🙉The Man Said, Here Is A Photo Of My wife, Go Inside That Lodge And Get Me My Stupīd wife As You Pull Her By Her Hair😒.... But Few Mins later The Man Was Surprised To See The Taxi Driver drāgging Out A Different Woman From The Lodge😦 Slāpping And Kīcking Her Terrībly And The Woman Was Screāming.
The Man Shouted At The Taxi driver, " Noo!!! Leave That Woman Alone, She's Not my Wife"😦
The taxi Driver Answered "Relax Sir, This One Is My own wife Hold her For Me While I Go Get Your own wife😂😂

01/12/2023

11. I bought air freshener for my new car.😇
I will buy the car later because I don’t like buying two things at the same time 😌😇🤭😂😂

12. Na wa oo... I saw one of our Facebook Slãy Queen, Zainab today inside the Keke. She didn’t talk to me oo because her father was lapping her 🤭😂😂

13. I’m not good at English but today I’m feeling nevertheless because of Favour’s birthday 😇🤭

14. You are trying to go without reacting 🙄
It’s not fair oo 🥲😩

27/11/2023

Corper wey teach student "Balance Diet"
Don drink Garri 3 times today🙄😂

27/11/2023

Laugh well

1. Dating a hustler is not easy. At 3am boom "baby wake up I have found a būyer for the mattress"😀😅🤣😢😅😓

2. Being a celebrity is not easy Mehn😌 I entered one poultry today, Omo if you see the way chickens dey shøut ✌️😩😂💔

3. In U.S.A. you see names like Bush, stone yet they progress. But in Nigeria, Favour is strūggling to feed😹, Blessing is bēgging for data🤣, Rejoice is sūffering from deprēssion😅, Wisdom has no sēnse😹, Victøry faīls exams often😹 and even Courage feārs Chicken😹😹🤣😅

4. No prīvacy in Nigeria, U will be using Ur phone in the bus and Someone will say"bros abeg Scroll up small make I see that girl picture well.
She resemble my gīrlfriend😂💔

5. Imagine going to Hēll 🔥 because of small līes like "I miss you too"🙆‍♂️🤣

6. A man goes into a library and asks for a book on Sūicīde.
The librarian says, "Fūck off, you wont bring it back." 😂😂😂😂

7. Gīrlfriend: Baby, I'm Prēgnant...What Do You Want It To Be?
Emmanuel : A Joke.
😂😂😂😂😭😭

8. A Relationship withøut S£x helps you to focus on
important things like Ch£ating
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

9. You are dāting two guys at the same time yet you can't solve simple simūltaneous eqūation that you are doing.
Idiot!😏😏

10. Being a man is not eāsy ,No makeup, no wig ,If u are ūgly u'are ūgly nothing will sāve u except MONEY & LYĪNG so much 🥴🥴😂😂

11. Have you ever been in the church while preacher preaches for so long that you wish you could remind him that the Bible says, "let my people go" 🤫🤫😁😁😁😁😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

12. When Satān saw that people were shy to smoke wëēd, he then introduced shīsha 😀😂😂😂🤣

13. Stop ignøring my post 🙄 am not your Ex I did nøthing to you 😏🚶

Message me i don't snub 😃🫂

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