13/02/2023
1. Don't be a boring daughter π€·π»π€·π»π€·π» Sometimes walk up to your father and twerk for himπ ππ€£ππ€£
2. I hv never see a guy as loyal as a guy chasing ur elder sis De IdΓ―ot will b calling ur younger bro senior man πππ
3. Village ppl are very wΔ«ckΔd , dey can make u wear Glo T. Shirt to MTN interview.ππ
4. Primary school sweet dΔ«e, No stress*
*Teacher: 5Γ·2*
*Students: it cannot go*
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5. Welcome to Nigeria where ladies insΕ«lt yahΓΈo Boys online and sleep with them offline....πππ
6. Mama Emma : since morning I haven't received an alert for the money you deposited, are you sure you filled the teller correctly?
Emmanuel: I didn't know how to fill it, so I copied the details from another customerπ¨.
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7. She is always wearing the same clothes when we're going out and then she ask me "how do I look "lol π come bae you look like lastweek. π π π
8. those girls that always scratch there buttockx in a public my brother if u see such a creature, u better run for ur dear life π
9. plz if you know u are Short, Don't celebrate your Birthday, You are not growing up
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10. What's the difference between strΔss, tension and panΔ«c?β
βStrΔss is when wife is prΔgnant;β
βTensΔ«on is when girlfriend is prΔgnant;β
ββPanΔ«c is when both are
prΔgnant!ββπππ
11. the more u meet people the more u understand d reason why NOAH took many animals inside his ARK instead of human beings..hope am communicating?.ππ
12. dating fine girl is a neck prΓΈblem bcos u will keep looking left and right to c if someone is looking at her. That is why i like my Ε«gly Ε«gly girlsπΆββοΈπ
13. Grammar Teacher: Do you know the importance of a period?β
βKid: Yeah, once my sister said she has missed one, my mom faΔ«nted, dad got a heart ΔttΔck & our driver ran away!βπππππ
14. That moment you are acting a movie and it's time to Γ§ry but tears refΕ«se to come.... Then they rub ABONIKI BALM in ur eyes to make you Γ§ry.....
My brother, you will Γ§ry till thy kingdom come
