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08/12/2022

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20/09/2020

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Happy Belated Birthday to the best bro in the world! Enjoy your day man!
25/08/2020

Happy Belated Birthday to the best bro in the world! Enjoy your day man!

22/08/2020
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17/08/2020

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18/08/2017

Credit Alert!
Your Acct 305###X482
Has Been Credited with
NGN 1,528,725,000.00
On 18-Aug-2017 09:13:35 By
QS904:101114880639454200/CBN. Bal: NGN 533, 985,338,500.18CR

Things I'm seeing in my dreams
nowadays.
Abeg who knows how to transfer
money from Dreamland to Real life?
Should help me 🚶😂😂😂

24/08/2016

NIGERIANS FUNNIEST IS ABROAD Nigerian guy living in Sweden smartly married a Swedish Lady, so as to be legally certified with resident permit.
However, the lady was not aware of this.
He lied to the Lady that he is from Kenya because of the bad
reputation of Nigerians in that part of Sweden..

After their wedding, the Lady informed him that she met her friend who is also married to a Kenyan & would like them to have diner together one day.

The Naija guy was disturbed & kept thinking how to get out of this?

He postponed & postponed the diner until he got tired of postponing.

Finally, D-DAY came & they all sat down in a restaurant. Our Naija guy was quiet & was sweating profusely in spite of the cold atmosphere of Sweden (-8C).

The Ladies asked their husbands to communicate in their local dialect since they are both from same Country (Kenya)

The Naija guy being a man
of great savvy decided he will just speak Yoruba, if the other guy didn't understand, he will claim that he is from another tribe & region in Kenya.

Then he started... Joo, Ore mi, ki ni oruko e? Omo ibo ni e? The other Kenyan looked up & replied... Ah, Omo Iya mi, waa sere joo. Ade loruko mi. Omo Isale Eko ni mi!
They shook hands & embraced each other to the admiration of the Ladies.
Yorubas no dey carry last O!

Laugh wan kill me😆😆😆

22/08/2016

Why Waste Paper?
I recently asked a student where
his homework was. He replied,
“It’s still in my pencil.”
—Larry Timmons, Surprise,
Arizona

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