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07/12/2022

05/12/2022

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1 As from next week, any fowl🐓 that enters my street is at owner's risk
Operation no mercy😗 December done entry 😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

2 This is nigeria , you cant even use by mistake and tell someone out of joy that you just received alert the next thing you will hear is "Bro show me love👨‍❤️‍👨 o" nawa oooooo😂😂😂😂

3 Some Girls be like Baby I'm not feeling fine send me MTN 1K. What do you need airtime for? You want to recharge your Sickness?🤤😒😒😒 BRIDGET AM TALKING TO U OOO

4 Lecturer: The textbook is 1,500.
Satan: Tell your parents it's 3,000
Me: Daddy, the Textbook is 15,000👩‍🎓
Satan: Jesus!😲

5 Blessed is de girl dat soaketh Garri with her boyfriend! For she alone deserves all de sharwama and burger wen de money comes I NO BRIDGET WILL SAY RIDE ON BERRY🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

6 I broke up with my girlfriend at a restaurant and she started crying, everyone thought I had proposed so they started clapping...👏👏😂😂😂😂😂😂BRIDGET SORRY OOO 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

7 Some people will come to ur inbox and ask "can I know you more?'' something they haven't said to their Lord and personal Saviour🙄 BRIDGET CONGRATS

8 My uncle picks a fight with me like he doesn't know how evil i can be. I'm going to steal his phone and save my two numbers as "Jenny Sweet" and "Naomi Big Ass" then repeatedly call him and hang up at 3am
His wife will do the fighting for me
Me i don't fight my elders 🤭🤭
Pls follow me 👉 -Pŕïñžë

05/12/2022

I don toast like 25 girls today for FB,
22 never chop since yesterday 🤔
the remaining 3 their gas don finish🙆🏽‍♂️.

05/12/2022

1. Only a Nigerian mother would wake you up at 2am in the morning to beat you up for an offence you committed at 2pm the previous day.... That's what we call*

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2. If she says " I don't want your girlfriend to come and beat me "

My brother congratulations

You have made it to Semi Final🚶🚶🏃😂

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3. American girls status"I miss you David"

Naija girls status "I miss u if u knw u knw.

Killing 5guys wit one stone😬🏃🏃😂

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4. Jss 1 -I want to be a doctor

SS 1- I want to be a lawyer

10 years later - contact me for your iTunes gift card for Instant cash out🏃🏃😂

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5. Social media is where you can log in and abuse someone for being poor, then log out and eat your garri without sugar peacefully......

Just as I have done😂😂

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6. Only gals who likes applying makeups use yellow handkerchiefs

No gal shld argue with me☺😌😣😂

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7. I have been single for long..sometimes I put Teddie bears on the bed and sleep on the floor.. trying to pretend that bae is mad at me??😂😂😂😂

8. When a house boy marries a house girl they give birth to a housefly. Wisdom will kill me😂😂

9. You invite a girl to ur house and u want to touch her she starts behaving strange. My brother just tell her there're some behaviors that reduce transport money and see how she will remain quiet.🙅👮😮😂

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10. Witchcraft is when u know that u won't marry her, and still dated her for 8yrs! Bros even if u

make heaven u won't see God
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11. The Devil tempts men most when they have money.

Women are tempted most when they don't have money.

For us to keep the devil away, when you get some money give everything to your woman to keep so that while you walk without money, she walks with money and the devil is kept away.....!!!!!🏃🏃😂😂
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Love you guys 💜💜
All of u reacting and commenting on my post,abeg wetin you want for Christmas jhare...I can do anything for you guys 💜
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