Promise Ugorji

28/02/2026

We will decide the faith of our country-NOT some out of control, radical left AI company run by people who have no idea what the real world is.
. US President D. J Trump

21/09/2025

THAT IS HOW
My friend Ebuka was baptized in his church. The pastor dipped his head into water 3 times and said you are now baptized. Your sins are forgiven, you are now a new creation, your name is now Jacob. Since you are born again, no more drinking of alcohol.
Jacob went home and goes to his refrigerator, took all his alcohol bottles out, dipped them into water 3 times and said you're baptized also, your sins are forgiven, you're a new creation now, your name is now Fruit Juice.🥴🥴

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HAPPY SUNDAY PIPO

21/09/2025

Happy Sunday pipo

11/09/2025

📢Jay Jay is coming
We can't wait..⚽⚾

09/09/2025

Chei alcohol is bad,
I came back home drunk yesterday and I was knocking on the door for my wife to open for me. After a while without a response then I realized I don't even have a wife.

08/09/2025

1. STĪNGY:- Is when someone asks you for salt and you said your mom counted it 😂😂😂😂

2. CØNFÚSION:- Is when you stêál meat from your mother's pot and you fôrget whether the spoon was placed upwards or downwards 😂😂😂

3. SHØCK:- Is when you touch your pocket and you didn't feēl your phone🙄😂😂

4. CĀÚSE TRØÚBLE:- Is when you enter a restaurant and you discover that all the guys there are with their ladies and you decide to make a fåke call will your China phone:
"Hello, my man, I saw your wife with a man in a restaurant, come quick quick" after that, you turn your back only to discover that all the ladies has dīsappëared😂🏃😂😂

5. WAHALA:- Is after you have been púnïshed by a soldïer and you clímbed ur bike and shøut "Thúndēr firë you" and then, your bike refúsēs to start🙄😂😂😂

6. KASALA DON BÜRST:- Is when you take your girlfriēnd to a bâr and order for Andre( wine), as a village girl, she says; "prease make it spiçy" 🙄😳😂

7. WÍTCHÇRAFT:- Is after standing for one hour in a queue under the sun just to withdraw môney, and when it's finally your turn, you notice you were with ur Voter's Card not ur ATM😂😂😂

8. HÉART ATTÅÇK:- Is when your girlfriēnd is prëgnānt and your wife is also prëgnānt the same time 😫😂

9. Wīçkedness ÷ is wen u fínïsh reading this post and don't reåçt and shâre: 😂😂😂😂

08/09/2025

WAR AGAINST BEFITTING BURIAL

Let's Wage War against "befitting burial", to encourage BEFITTING LIVING.

LETTER FROM LATE MOTHER TO HER SON - THREE DAYS AFTER HER BURIAL:

Dear Son,

I want to know why I died like a poor woman when I have a Son like you.

My Son, I wanted to bless you before I die, but now I have gone with my blessings.

My breakfast, my lunch and my dinner was one of my challenges when I was alive, but you spent money to cook all types of foods, meats and different types of drinks on my burial day.

My Son, you choose to spread and rubbed my dead body with costly fragrance when I was using groundnut oil as my favourite cream.

You dressed my Co**se with an expensive cloth when it was difficult to buy a wrapper for me.

When my Co**se was in the Mortuary you came to check on me from time to time, you care about my Co**se than when I was alive why?

The most painful thing is the kind of expensive coffin you put my Co**se when I was living in an uncompleted house.

When you were young I starved for you to eat and be satisfied, I wore one cloth in order to provide enough clothes for you. I thought you would take care of me when I grow old.

You completed the house, painted it and cleared the compound in one week just to celebrate my Co**se.

Now you wrote tribute to me saying "Mama, I love you so much rest in peace" - When I died with a broken heart.

Finally, my son, I wrote this to remind you that there is no other person that loves a child like a Father/mother.

May God forgive you

Let's Wage War against "befitting burial", to encourage BEFITTING LIVING.

Take absolute care of your parents while they are still alive.

MAY GOD HELP US.

08/09/2025