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14/08/2024

Nigeria and English 😂😁😀:
Dad: Emeka the fuel inside the generator plenty abi e small
Emeka: E plenty small😂😁
Nigeria why!😂

14/08/2024

😭😭
I am presently writing a breakup letter, please can somebody help me to spell ENILONGA.
As in I can't take it enilonga😭🙄

14/08/2024

Guys pls pray for me oo😭😭 I can't eat well this few days 😭😭 out of 30 fufu I ate only 28😁😁😁

14/08/2024

You meet two guys one wants to take you to church🏥 and other one what take to Dubai🏙️ as lady who will go with😏😏
🎤🎤

14/08/2024

English teacher: Our today's topic is "Alliteration" and I believe it's not a new topic to all of you sitting down here, am I right?

Student: yes aunty.

Teacher: So before I start teaching I need three smart student to stand up and give me a good example of alliteration.

John(class captain): "Stood up" Let me try with letter "F"

Teacher: ok, go on.

John: Father Fredrick fried five fishes for five fathers from France.

Teacher: beautiful, that's why he's the head of the class. Who else wants to try?

Emmanuel: "stood up" let me try with letter "S"

Teacher: ok, go on.

Emmanuel: Seven sleepy sn@kes slithered silently southward.

Teacher: yours is beautiful as well, last person pleaseeee.

Me: " I stood up with a smiling face"

Teacher: Funny Dave!!!! please if you're not sure of what to say please sit down, don't change my mood this afternoon.

Me: I'm very sure of what to say ma.

Teacher: ok, let's hear you.

Me: let me try with letter "G"

Teacher: Ok, go on.

Me: Gwo Gwo Gwon Gwo.

28/05/2024

Keep bleaching, when judgement day comes and ur face is not matching with the one in the Angel's laptop u go explain tire🤣😂🤣😂

Peter : "I want my money now!"Tom : I'll kill myself so that I wont pay you*he pulled a gun and shot himself dead*Peter ...
28/05/2024

Peter : "I want my money now!"

Tom : I'll kill myself so that I wont pay you
*he pulled a gun and shot himself dead*

Peter : "hahaha..... If you think you will get
away with my money then you are wrong, I
will follow you until you pay me *he takes
the gun and shot himself dead as well*

John : Was watching from a distance he
laughed n said "these guys are funny, I want
to watch this till the end".... he also took the
gun and killed himself!

IF U WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENED NEXT,
U KNOW WHAT TO DO.. 😜😜😜😜

28/05/2024

wetin person wey hold contribution money Dey find for airport?
🙆🙆🙆

28/05/2024

Poverty truly has made a lot of ladies believe that if a man doesn't give them money, he doesn't love them..

28/05/2024

I just fooled one of the Taxi driver,
I paid him & ran away without entering his Taxi😄 He must be crying searching for me.🧐😹

A man had three girlfriends and didn't know which one to choose to marry…He then decided to take a test to see who was m...
28/05/2024

A man had three girlfriends and didn't know which one to choose to marry…
He then decided to take a test to see who was most fit to be his wife…
He withdrew 15 thousand dollars from his bank account and gave 5 thousand to each of them and told them to spend it however they wanted…
The first one went shoppin, bought clothes, jewelry, went to the salon, etc…
She came back and said to the man: I spent all your money like this, to be more beautiful for you, to like you more... I did it because I love you!!!…

The second one went to the same shoppin mall and bought clothes, a CD player, a flat screen TV, basketball shoes, golf clubs and pornographic films…
She came back and said: I spent all your money on gifts for you, so I can make you happier... I did it because I love you!!!…

The third one took the money and put it in the bag…
In three days she tripled the invested and returned the $5,000 that the man had given her and told him: I invested your money and earned mine, now I can do what I want with my own money... I did it because I love you....
So the man thought… 🤔
He thought... thought... thought...
He thought... thought... thought...
He thought... thought... thought...
(Men think too long)
And he kept thinkin…
He thought... thought... thought...
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AND HE CHOSE THE ONE WITH THE BIGGEST ASS!!!… 🥴
MEN ARE ALL THE SAME!!!…
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🥳💯 SEE WAHALA(TROUBLE) 🙆🏾‍♂️💯🥳Wife 👩🏾: honey let's play a game?Chukwudi 👨🏿‍🦲: ok, what is the game all about?Wife 👩🏾: if...
05/04/2024

🥳💯 SEE WAHALA(TROUBLE) 🙆🏾‍♂️💯🥳

Wife 👩🏾: honey let's play a game?

Chukwudi 👨🏿‍🦲: ok, what is the game all about?

Wife 👩🏾: if I mention a country, you will run to the left side of the room and touch 🤚🏾 the wall. And if I mention an Animal you will run 🏃🏾‍♂️ to the right side of the room and touch 🤚🏾 the wall. If you run 🏃🏾‍♂️ to the wrong direction, you will give me all your salary 💵 for the month.

Chukwudi 👨🏿‍🦲: ok and if I win💪, I will
have your salary too right?

Wife 👩🏾: (smile 🙂) sure darling

Chukwudi 👨🏿‍🦲: ok(stood up 🧍🏿‍♂️ and was ready to run to any direction)

Wife 👩🏾: are u ready.?

Chukwudi 👨🏿‍🦲: yes ready

Wife 👩🏾: Turkey

It's been 4 hours now and Chukwudi 👨🏿‍🦲 is still standing♂️ at the spot
wondering 🤔 if she meant the country 🇹🇷 or the bird 🦃.

Oh my God🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️🙆🏾‍♂️
😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

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