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20/09/2024

STUPID THINGS A HUSBAND CAN DO TO MESS UP HIS MARRIAGE

They are 10 stupid things a husband can do to mess up his marriage, I want you to read them carefully and avoid them.

1. KEEPING IN TOUCH WITH FEMALE FRIENDS TOO MUCH- Some men are in the habit of chatting and calling random girls with the excuse of they are just my friends nothing more, unknown to them that ladies easily catch feeling when you keep in touch regularly. Before you know it even you the man will begin to catch feelings and before you know it emotions has taken all over you already.

2. ⁠PASSWORDING YOUR PHONES- It’s possible you don’t have anything to hide but for the mere fact that you are already passwording brings up so many questions in your wife’s mind, she will begin to feel there is a skeleton in your cupboard. Be careful and ensure you are very transparent.

3. ⁠YOU DONT LISTEN TO YOUR WIFE- Some men will be like abeg na woman talk no take am serious. Please learn to listen to your wife, if she isn’t comfortable about some aspect of you please don’t overlook, don’t dismiss her feelings at every point learn to listen because you won’t like it when she stops talking and complaining.

4. ⁠RESPECT THE OPINION OF OUTSIDERS TO HERS- Some men don’t even regard their wife’s opinion, they feel she doesn’t make any sense, but if outsiders bring same opinion they jump at it. In all you do note that your wife sees it all and feels terrible about it.

5. ⁠LEAVING THE PLACE OF SPIRITUALITY TO YOUR WIFE- You can’t pray for your home, you can’t even teach your own children the things of God, you leave everything to their mum. Men, stand up and take your place in all ramifications. You are the head in everything, there is something about when a man commands things in the place of prayers.

6. ⁠YOU ARE NOT SEEING YOUR WIFE AS YOUR FAMILY- Some men see his parents and siblings as more important than their wives reasons being that you can marry another wife but you can’t have another family. Stop this pleas

19/09/2024

10/09/2024

Do u remember when your ex was telling u babe if u leave me I will die🤧
That idiot is still living oh 🤣😂
Fear woman💔💔

10/09/2024

With Victor Aspect – I just got recognized as one of their top fans!

25/08/2024

Back in the days no smart phones, the negotiations were done face to face, women were scared of their men, once they say "yes" to one man,they hardly accept another man. Every relationship were aiming at marriage. There was no cooking gas not to talk of my "gas just finished",no woman ever talked about urgent 2k, (s€× ) was honored. I could remembered giving Palm kernel nut or candy sweets to my woman in school and she appreciated it and shared it with her friends, LOVE WAS SO SWEET.
That was how we used to enjoy life until sätan introduces cold stone and Dominos pizza, Sugar daddy and Yahoo boys.😟

24/08/2024

Africa has the best dishes world

20/08/2024

Kings.

She rejected you when her p***y was still very tight, when her b***s was still standing as tall as the wall of Jericho.

She rejected you when she was at her prime age, when she was still fresh, ripe and innocent.

She was ruthless in making that decision to dump and reject you for the older men just because she feels you are too small and incapable to date her.

She refused to settle down for less and was so intentionally diligent to stand rigid with that decision.

Now she has been used to the point where she has expired, everything that was fresh and lively has deteriorated to the point of no return, she has virgina has been elasticated to the point where Hook's law has been made ineffective, it can't return back.

She has been used, reused, smashed, pierced, repierced, overused, overlap, destroyed and scattered, she has lost taste and is now sour.

Now she has hit the wall and wants to use you has her escape route when you are in your prime.

In her darkness she wants you to be her light,

Bro, run for your life, don't hesitate to reject her.

If she didn't see you fit to date you in her prime, why should you see her fit to date you in your prime??

You deserve better.

Don't be deceived by their cheap emotional blackmail.

Don't be deceived by their fair skin, behind that skin is an old hoe, pr******te, akunakuna.

Its more of when they have hit the wall that the usually get the best organic cream to help cover their old carcass, they want to look more fresh so they can catch a young innocent prey.

It's a trap, look well before you leap.

Women are deceptive.

Don't pity her, she will come with touching story with a teary eyes like Jabi lake. Don't fall for her.

Don't settle for less, in your prime rejects her a million times unless you want to add to her gentile mileage then you can pipe and run back to the younger fresher babes.

04/08/2024

This man paid his house rent through mobile phone app..& after 15 mins, he received network alert saying:....
* Dear customer, Thank you for *subscribing to our 5 year 980,000 GB for N650,000. Your data will expire on 31 July 2029. Thank you for choosing our network*
Na so the madness start immediately oo😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
May u never make this kind of dangerous mistake in this economy.... vicokingzcomedy