Mc Poison.

Mc Poison. Am your biggest events MC, I will help you plan your events of all kinds.

Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds so, he just sw...
16/03/2026

Three men were drunk and they stopped a taxi. The taxi driver figured that they were not in their minds so, he just switched on the engine and switched it off and told them: "we have arrived". The first man gave him money. The second one thanked the taxi driver. The third one slapped him (the taxi driver). The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them had realized that the car didnt move an inch, but he faked surprise and asked the third man: "what was that for?". The drunken man replied: "control your speed next time! you nearly killed us"

15/02/2026

Happy Sunday fellas..
See you in church..........

Some ladies will follow a man to his house.sit on his bed 🛏️, Allow him to kiss her 💋Allow him to touch her 🤏Allow him t...
16/01/2026

Some ladies will follow a man to his house.
sit on his bed 🛏️,

Allow him to kiss her 💋

Allow him to touch her 🤏

Allow him to unzip her dress 👗

Allow him to unhook the Br@ & Off Pant.. 🤦🏻🤪

When the Guy want to start the real work 😄😄 she will now ask: WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO? 😂😂😂😂..

Madam... NA NIN OFFICE YOU DEY.. 🙄😎

I Hááté Nônséns£.... 🙄🤨😒

Mc Nshi

Am grateful Lord...
31/12/2025

Am grateful Lord...

It's 15 days to Christmas, I want to teach 40 people how to catch Chicken without noise for free!🙄🙄🚶🚶🚶🚶Mc Nshi
10/12/2025

It's 15 days to Christmas, I want to teach 40 people how to catch Chicken without noise for free!
🙄🙄🚶🚶🚶🚶

Mc Nshi

Congratulations your highness
08/12/2025

Congratulations your highness

‎After Una Don Knack Like 3 Rounds Indoor , You People Will Now Snap Pictures Outside With The Caption "See Who I Met To...
08/12/2025

‎After Una Don Knack Like 3 Rounds Indoor , You People Will Now Snap Pictures Outside With The Caption "See Who I Met Today,
See Who I Jam Today,
See Who I Bump Into Today,
And Una Dey Think We Know Sabi that Scope
🙄🙄

Mc Nshi

Some people are waiting to post negative things about you but they will continue to wait forever.Mc Poison. Mc Nshi
25/11/2025

Some people are waiting to post negative things about you but they will continue to wait forever.

Mc Poison.
Mc Nshi

At a wedding ceremony the pastor asked if there was anyone who had any reason why the marriage shouldn't go on; it was t...
23/11/2025

At a wedding ceremony the pastor asked if there was anyone who had any reason why the marriage shouldn't go on; it was time to stand up and speak, or forever let them hold their peace.

The moment of utter silence was interrupted by a young beautiful woman carrying a child.
She started walking slowly towards the pastor.

Everything quickly turned to chaos. The bride slapped the groom.
The groom's mother fainted. The bridal trail scooted towards the door.
The groom's men huddled together like a bereaved flock, wondering how best to help save the situation.

The pastor asked the woman, "Can you tell us why you came forward? What do you have to say?" The woman replied,
"I can't hear from the back."

LESSON: Hold judgment until you've had all the facts. Don’t be too fast to conclude on every matter, be patient and give things time.

However, many times, we fire the shots too quickly and beautiful relationships are ruined...✍️

20/11/2025

Dear single mother's stop carrying your child to hotel to knack....

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Arinze Ewo, Fri Day, Chinedu Chibest, Chukwuebuka Okenwa,...
20/11/2025

Shout out to my newest followers! Excited to have you onboard! Arinze Ewo, Fri Day, Chinedu Chibest, Chukwuebuka Okenwa, Uguru Emeka

04/11/2025

I no come know weda these Americans go like Oha soup when dey reach this side make I cook for them....🤦

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