16/07/2024
I knelt down before the priest to confess.
I go by, bless me father for I've sin, this is 5 yrs since my last confession, father here are my sins
1. I said Boki girls are short but beautiful
2. Yala girls dey behave like say something possess Dem or na Dem possess something
3. Obudu girls in portHarcourt street are too stubborn, the ones along liberty road and uquart street na village life DEY worry Dem cos Dem fit wear wrapper on top canvas, hospital road thier witch high, girls school road na expensive olosho, Bekpam na Angels, ranch road liers, Calabar lane girls na private ogbange, Ogoja road single parenting, Bishiri road no follow promo, Ikwen ogar na local champions full there, market road na hustlers.
Igbo girls are money mongers
Bekwarra own Dem need deliverance
Then the priest said to me
Priest: are these ur sins
Me: yes father
Priest: for your penance, I'll give u a bottle of cold beer to drink and more meat to eat.
Me: (wondering) but father why.
Priest: my son my son, telling the truth is never a sin get up from here go take anything u won drink for Hampton Luxury at 48 Ukwel Obudu road and let me pay the bills.
Me: Amen 🙏😋